Lone Ghost Haunted Theatre
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A digital dream tracker from the minds behind America’s Funniest Haunted House. Coming soon to a carnival near you. Logo credit: Keri Sheheen.
A handshake for Crawford because a hug would get me killed.
September 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
A handshake for Crawford because a hug would get me killed.
When their baseball team is winning they will walk the party line.
September 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
When their baseball team is winning they will walk the party line.
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October 27, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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He slams the door and should be gone but driving back he’s there.
October 23, 2023 at 10:16 AM
He slams the door and should be gone but driving back he’s there.
It rains outside and I collect my play-scripts and my young ones to go and balance the books.
October 22, 2023 at 1:58 AM
It rains outside and I collect my play-scripts and my young ones to go and balance the books.
An oil change before Virginia and an unnoticed nail.
October 20, 2023 at 8:51 PM
An oil change before Virginia and an unnoticed nail.
Preston spit in the buffalo sauce, but I’ve been swimming with him since we were kids. I’m sure I’ve swallowed worse.
October 19, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Preston spit in the buffalo sauce, but I’ve been swimming with him since we were kids. I’m sure I’ve swallowed worse.
Coach Morris has a chicken joint. I ordered nuggets but dad wanted wings so I had to send them back.
October 18, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Coach Morris has a chicken joint. I ordered nuggets but dad wanted wings so I had to send them back.
We talk about golf tournaments to try to pass the time. It’s uncomfortable and he wants me to leave, but the car is stuck and the amenities are outstanding.
October 17, 2023 at 1:54 PM
We talk about golf tournaments to try to pass the time. It’s uncomfortable and he wants me to leave, but the car is stuck and the amenities are outstanding.
I just got lost, I just need some help out. He shows me the way as his family points and laughs.
October 16, 2023 at 8:40 PM
I just got lost, I just need some help out. He shows me the way as his family points and laughs.
A back door like a garage door, an infinity of cars. The owner of the house doesn’t shoot even though we’re in Texas.
October 15, 2023 at 12:32 PM
A back door like a garage door, an infinity of cars. The owner of the house doesn’t shoot even though we’re in Texas.
Reading the second draft of Tina’s play. She changed the names. We ran long and we must read quietly; the baby is asleep.
October 14, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Reading the second draft of Tina’s play. She changed the names. We ran long and we must read quietly; the baby is asleep.
We have a record player just for the cats.
October 13, 2023 at 9:52 PM
We have a record player just for the cats.
On hands and knees searching for lime green but it’s nothing nothing nothing.
October 12, 2023 at 8:43 PM
On hands and knees searching for lime green but it’s nothing nothing nothing.
Untangling Sindy’s hair with my fingers. She was going to brush it out but she passed out too.
October 11, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Untangling Sindy’s hair with my fingers. She was going to brush it out but she passed out too.
Stupid Keats’ nose is bleeding.
October 9, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Stupid Keats’ nose is bleeding.
Bullied by three brothers for not visiting their restaurant. But I tried to come to visit and you all were out of town.
October 8, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Bullied by three brothers for not visiting their restaurant. But I tried to come to visit and you all were out of town.
A poem about insurance and fatherhood. If he writes this beautifully, why do anything else?
October 7, 2023 at 11:47 AM
A poem about insurance and fatherhood. If he writes this beautifully, why do anything else?
Daddy with the MAGA hat. He passed out this morning, but that won’t stop him from reminding us who he is.
October 6, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Daddy with the MAGA hat. He passed out this morning, but that won’t stop him from reminding us who he is.
A culinary tour of West Texas. Should we get the burger place or the other burger place?
October 5, 2023 at 5:22 PM
A culinary tour of West Texas. Should we get the burger place or the other burger place?
The girls arrive in time for book club. Someone isn’t happy to see me and I mock them without mercy. She doesn’t like that I am mean and that I’m having fun. I’m not sure if I do either.
October 4, 2023 at 3:38 PM
The girls arrive in time for book club. Someone isn’t happy to see me and I mock them without mercy. She doesn’t like that I am mean and that I’m having fun. I’m not sure if I do either.
Noodle brings a mouse to prepare me for my wrestle. He’s five and oh in strength contests but I am not afraid.
October 3, 2023 at 9:49 AM
Noodle brings a mouse to prepare me for my wrestle. He’s five and oh in strength contests but I am not afraid.
A blow job and a Blow-Pop mark an untraditionally hedonistic headshot session.
October 2, 2023 at 10:08 AM
A blow job and a Blow-Pop mark an untraditionally hedonistic headshot session.
Was that you at Hyde Park Theatre? Did you ever work with Scot? Don’t we know the same people?
October 1, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Was that you at Hyde Park Theatre? Did you ever work with Scot? Don’t we know the same people?
Show of hands, who thinks it’s weird that I didn’t rent a car? Well that’s embarrassing for you, Lauren.
September 30, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Show of hands, who thinks it’s weird that I didn’t rent a car? Well that’s embarrassing for you, Lauren.