i need to chill out fr fr things are fine actually
is it always a constant pushing and struggling and putting everything you can into moving uphill or do you get to a point where you can rest in a real way
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i need to chill out fr fr things are fine actually
bring back the concept of paperweights
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
bring back the concept of paperweights
is life ridiculously hard forever
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
is life ridiculously hard forever
can’t wait to have to shave my face and pitch up my voice when my father visits for two weeks and also hope that he’s gone before literally go get top surgery😃
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
can’t wait to have to shave my face and pitch up my voice when my father visits for two weeks and also hope that he’s gone before literally go get top surgery😃
*wearily* huge if real
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*wearily* huge if real
secret of the mimic spoilers:
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
secret of the mimic spoilers:
had some very sweet customers who brought in their cats and spoke to me about their cats and my cats for like 5 straight minutes, gave me some fancy cat treats as parting gift
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
had some very sweet customers who brought in their cats and spoke to me about their cats and my cats for like 5 straight minutes, gave me some fancy cat treats as parting gift
iron lung markiplier in theaters 4 days after i get top surgery
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
iron lung markiplier in theaters 4 days after i get top surgery
look at my cunty ass cat😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
look at my cunty ass cat😭
i love telling my idiot son to stop eating rocks
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i love telling my idiot son to stop eating rocks
my partner says arthur bbc merlin is giving he/they
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
my partner says arthur bbc merlin is giving he/they
used my deeper voice at work and freaked out my coworkers
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
used my deeper voice at work and freaked out my coworkers
one of the strangest testosterone side effects is definitely Finn scream
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
one of the strangest testosterone side effects is definitely Finn scream
they put my wife back in The Contraption
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
they put my wife back in The Contraption
there’s also paul blart mall cop 2 which everyone is immensely distracted by
your three choices for dentist entertainment are ratatouille, great british bakeoff, or andrew garfield spiderman
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
there’s also paul blart mall cop 2 which everyone is immensely distracted by
sometimes you jsut have to have being hunted levels of anxiety
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
sometimes you jsut have to have being hunted levels of anxiety
whenever i want my darling girlfriend to drink water or electrolytes or something i will just hand them a glass of it without saying anything and they will immediately drink it
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
whenever i want my darling girlfriend to drink water or electrolytes or something i will just hand them a glass of it without saying anything and they will immediately drink it
made this tray for holding my injection supplies
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
made this tray for holding my injection supplies
your nipples will fall off brother [pharaoh’s curse]
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
your nipples will fall off brother [pharaoh’s curse]
wow i love top surgery i can’t believe they made it real
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
wow i love top surgery i can’t believe they made it real
your three choices for dentist entertainment are ratatouille, great british bakeoff, or andrew garfield spiderman
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
your three choices for dentist entertainment are ratatouille, great british bakeoff, or andrew garfield spiderman
cat outta the dashboard and into bathtub
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
cat outta the dashboard and into bathtub
you’ll never guess what happened again
I like to think I'm carrying on the legacy by having grabbed our 2 cats off the road
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
you’ll never guess what happened again
sometimes you clock out of your job at the hard day factory and into the getting a cat in your dashboard out factory
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
sometimes you clock out of your job at the hard day factory and into the getting a cat in your dashboard out factory
cat in the dashboard
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
cat in the dashboard