KikoIsThirsty
@londorshadekiko.bsky.social
I'm not an artist, so the best you'll get is the occasional stolen meme or a funny game clip.
29, genderfluid, not picky about pronouns, 8-year Army vet, I drive big stuff for a living. Gamer, metalhead, alcoholic
29, genderfluid, not picky about pronouns, 8-year Army vet, I drive big stuff for a living. Gamer, metalhead, alcoholic
I miss when presidents were kind.
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I miss when presidents were kind.
Asking for a virgin so he's less embarrassed to admit he's one too, despite being over the hill and making six figures. 💀🤏
April 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Asking for a virgin so he's less embarrassed to admit he's one too, despite being over the hill and making six figures. 💀🤏
Ofc the party that advertises as "pro-life" and is begging people to have more children is actively trying to make life for youth as miserable as fathomably possible.
They don't want children to thrive. They want more wage slaves to sustain the next generation of greedy cunts in suits.
They don't want children to thrive. They want more wage slaves to sustain the next generation of greedy cunts in suits.
April 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ofc the party that advertises as "pro-life" and is begging people to have more children is actively trying to make life for youth as miserable as fathomably possible.
They don't want children to thrive. They want more wage slaves to sustain the next generation of greedy cunts in suits.
They don't want children to thrive. They want more wage slaves to sustain the next generation of greedy cunts in suits.
Thin, fragile skin comes stock with being alt-right, but I get what you mean.
March 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Thin, fragile skin comes stock with being alt-right, but I get what you mean.
Smashing tangerines on the table during lunch, going human-bowling with empty trash cans in the cafeteria, snipping the testicles off the taxidermy school mascot, sewing the mascot's testicles back on backwards, gaslighting a civics teacher into thinking she didn't assign homework.
February 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Smashing tangerines on the table during lunch, going human-bowling with empty trash cans in the cafeteria, snipping the testicles off the taxidermy school mascot, sewing the mascot's testicles back on backwards, gaslighting a civics teacher into thinking she didn't assign homework.
Don't forget lies as "alternative facts".
February 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Don't forget lies as "alternative facts".
On the bright side; every decrepit MAGA suit that dies is another gender-neutral bathroom available to us.
February 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the bright side; every decrepit MAGA suit that dies is another gender-neutral bathroom available to us.
Sleep in the bed you shit in, ig. 🤷♀️
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sleep in the bed you shit in, ig. 🤷♀️
Won't be long before they get rid of EO altogether and normalize calling soldiers slurs.
Then, shortly after, it'll be SHARP, because 45's administration is already rife with predators, and the military definitely DOESN'T have an ongoing sexual assault epidemic.
Then, shortly after, it'll be SHARP, because 45's administration is already rife with predators, and the military definitely DOESN'T have an ongoing sexual assault epidemic.
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Won't be long before they get rid of EO altogether and normalize calling soldiers slurs.
Then, shortly after, it'll be SHARP, because 45's administration is already rife with predators, and the military definitely DOESN'T have an ongoing sexual assault epidemic.
Then, shortly after, it'll be SHARP, because 45's administration is already rife with predators, and the military definitely DOESN'T have an ongoing sexual assault epidemic.
The coup attempter pardoned another coup attempter just for them to 🍇 a child days later. 💀
Atp it's straight up diagnosable.
Atp it's straight up diagnosable.
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The coup attempter pardoned another coup attempter just for them to 🍇 a child days later. 💀
Atp it's straight up diagnosable.
Atp it's straight up diagnosable.
One step closer to 1864.
January 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One step closer to 1864.
The cherry on top is an 18-pack going for $10 at my local grocery anyway.💀
December 30, 2024 at 5:38 AM
The cherry on top is an 18-pack going for $10 at my local grocery anyway.💀
The right can't aim, but I can.
a woman is smiling while holding a steering wheel in a car .
ALT: a woman is smiling while holding a steering wheel in a car .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The right can't aim, but I can.
Nah, I'm dumb, but not that dumb.
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Nah, I'm dumb, but not that dumb.
This lil dood too.
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
This lil dood too.
I see it, she 100% did it. Free Luigi.
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I see it, she 100% did it. Free Luigi.
The day he got elected in '16 was the day I doubled down on not reenlisting.
Not my Commander in Cheeto. Take your bullshit somewhere else, Captain Pyle.
Not my Commander in Cheeto. Take your bullshit somewhere else, Captain Pyle.
December 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
The day he got elected in '16 was the day I doubled down on not reenlisting.
Not my Commander in Cheeto. Take your bullshit somewhere else, Captain Pyle.
Not my Commander in Cheeto. Take your bullshit somewhere else, Captain Pyle.
We're not celebrating murder.
We're celebrating the justice served for millions of families that had lost loved ones due to Brian's ineptitude, blatant malice, and greed.
The earth healed when Brian died. He deserves no sympathy, and Luigi will always be a hero.
We're celebrating the justice served for millions of families that had lost loved ones due to Brian's ineptitude, blatant malice, and greed.
The earth healed when Brian died. He deserves no sympathy, and Luigi will always be a hero.
December 9, 2024 at 10:30 PM
We're not celebrating murder.
We're celebrating the justice served for millions of families that had lost loved ones due to Brian's ineptitude, blatant malice, and greed.
The earth healed when Brian died. He deserves no sympathy, and Luigi will always be a hero.
We're celebrating the justice served for millions of families that had lost loved ones due to Brian's ineptitude, blatant malice, and greed.
The earth healed when Brian died. He deserves no sympathy, and Luigi will always be a hero.
Brian's death was actually a net positive for human lifespans, given that he was directly responsible for denying lifesaving healthcare to millions.
December 9, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Brian's death was actually a net positive for human lifespans, given that he was directly responsible for denying lifesaving healthcare to millions.
Gotta ask, which state?
Because Iowa lk got some bomb-ass bbq at Jethro's.
Idk what the rest of town is like, but they get a pass in my book for bbq alone.
Because Iowa lk got some bomb-ass bbq at Jethro's.
Idk what the rest of town is like, but they get a pass in my book for bbq alone.
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Gotta ask, which state?
Because Iowa lk got some bomb-ass bbq at Jethro's.
Idk what the rest of town is like, but they get a pass in my book for bbq alone.
Because Iowa lk got some bomb-ass bbq at Jethro's.
Idk what the rest of town is like, but they get a pass in my book for bbq alone.
That last bit checks out; they're the kind of people that would've done the crucifying in the first place. 💀
December 9, 2024 at 10:16 PM
That last bit checks out; they're the kind of people that would've done the crucifying in the first place. 💀
We have tried. They aren't receptive, even when they're neck deep in proof and evidence. They aren't interested in civil discourse. They're interested in trolling, being a nuisance, and using whatever underhanded tactics they can to get a rise out of the left.
They aren't worth it.
They aren't worth it.
December 8, 2024 at 5:34 PM
We have tried. They aren't receptive, even when they're neck deep in proof and evidence. They aren't interested in civil discourse. They're interested in trolling, being a nuisance, and using whatever underhanded tactics they can to get a rise out of the left.
They aren't worth it.
They aren't worth it.
Because if they actually gave us the @, we could see their extensive history of mudslinging, namecalling, and hatespeech with absolutely no civil discourse in between.
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Because if they actually gave us the @, we could see their extensive history of mudslinging, namecalling, and hatespeech with absolutely no civil discourse in between.