I wanna light myself on fire and bear hug El*n M*sk

You’re straight but 2 bud lights and a shot later, you want me to suck your dick. It’s okay to be bisexual 🫶🏻

This Uber smells like Burger King onion rings. Should I ask him if he has any extra…

Everyone being mad about drag race outcomes this year but my faves keep winning. 😌 now crown Makayla couture in Canada.

I just realized I’ve been letting men in my ass for free. That’s not very boss bitch entrepreneur of me 😢