is it like a prerequisite to have resting bitch face to work at chipotle I stg everyone in there hates you just for coming in

how do I tell this app that I don’t really want to see pics of space? they’re cool and all but I’d rather just see women and queers shitposting. I need my community

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

I’ve been without twitter so long that I forgot how to be funny