Lolzzz
@lolzworld.bsky.social
Laugh because pretending everything’s fine is an art form.
I don’t need a nap, I need a full 72-hour recharge.☕
January 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I don’t need a nap, I need a full 72-hour recharge.☕
Every time I get out of bed, I feel like I deserve a medal.😅😸
December 25, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Every time I get out of bed, I feel like I deserve a medal.😅😸
Husbands are like software updates, they always promise to make things better, but they seem to complicate everything.😅
December 19, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Husbands are like software updates, they always promise to make things better, but they seem to complicate everything.😅
A husband’s favorite hobby is agreeing with everything his wife says, even when he doesn’t know what she’s talking about.😁🤣🫶
December 19, 2024 at 6:09 AM
A husband’s favorite hobby is agreeing with everything his wife says, even when he doesn’t know what she’s talking about.😁🤣🫶
Cat naps because sleep is important, but being cute is essential.😻
December 19, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Cat naps because sleep is important, but being cute is essential.😻
The garage is my favorite place to pretend I’m fixing things… while actually making it worse.😅😁🤣
December 12, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The garage is my favorite place to pretend I’m fixing things… while actually making it worse.😅😁🤣
Nothing brings a family together like a shared dislike of the neighbor’s music.🤣
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Nothing brings a family together like a shared dislike of the neighbor’s music.🤣
I’m starting to think my last relationship was a 90s dial-up connection… it took forever to get started, and then it just never connected.😅
December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I’m starting to think my last relationship was a 90s dial-up connection… it took forever to get started, and then it just never connected.😅
My level of sarcasm has reached new heights. You can’t even see the top.
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My level of sarcasm has reached new heights. You can’t even see the top.
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you the opportunity to talk to someone who cares.
November 23, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you the opportunity to talk to someone who cares.
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a nap.
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a nap.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
November 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.