The BBC later changed this photo, I think because it looks like he’s got his little pig-poker out.
May 13, 2024 at 7:21 AM
The BBC later changed this photo, I think because it looks like he’s got his little pig-poker out.
I see Sunak has a new motor.
February 15, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I see Sunak has a new motor.
I purchased a new hat today. Good times.
January 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I purchased a new hat today. Good times.
These people that think the moon landing was fake, do they think Sting just made that song up out of thin air?
January 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
These people that think the moon landing was fake, do they think Sting just made that song up out of thin air?
I’m on a bus, must be the first time in a decade. Off to the Barbican for the 2Tone exhibition. Going with a friend. Must be the first time in a decade that I’m going out with a friend. #SocialCreature
January 27, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I’m on a bus, must be the first time in a decade. Off to the Barbican for the 2Tone exhibition. Going with a friend. Must be the first time in a decade that I’m going out with a friend. #SocialCreature
A bloke a work decided we needed a shelving unit. This has taken 3 days so far. It’s like a Fred Flintstone Ikea.
January 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
A bloke a work decided we needed a shelving unit. This has taken 3 days so far. It’s like a Fred Flintstone Ikea.
My view at 4am this morning.
January 22, 2024 at 11:35 AM
My view at 4am this morning.
I believe Julius Caesar at least once put off invading Britain because the channel crossing was too perilous yet these poor souls on no more than a bouncing banana attempt it. The men are then accused of being cowards for fleeing war zones. Typical British attitude.
January 22, 2024 at 9:34 AM
I believe Julius Caesar at least once put off invading Britain because the channel crossing was too perilous yet these poor souls on no more than a bouncing banana attempt it. The men are then accused of being cowards for fleeing war zones. Typical British attitude.
I’ve decided to grow my hair. So don’t worry if I’m quiet, cos I’m probably just doing that.
January 15, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I’ve decided to grow my hair. So don’t worry if I’m quiet, cos I’m probably just doing that.
Monday morning small talk, the worst kind of small talk. How was your weekend? Fine. Yours? Yeah, ok. Ok.
January 15, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Monday morning small talk, the worst kind of small talk. How was your weekend? Fine. Yours? Yeah, ok. Ok.
For 2 whole days I was trying to remember a record. I didn’t know how it went, didn’t know the title, didn’t know the artist. I knew it reminded me of Aretha Franklin.
It was Rescue Me by Fontella Bass.
It just came to me. It was like pre-google days. Good times.
It was Rescue Me by Fontella Bass.
It just came to me. It was like pre-google days. Good times.
January 11, 2024 at 9:35 AM
For 2 whole days I was trying to remember a record. I didn’t know how it went, didn’t know the title, didn’t know the artist. I knew it reminded me of Aretha Franklin.
It was Rescue Me by Fontella Bass.
It just came to me. It was like pre-google days. Good times.
It was Rescue Me by Fontella Bass.
It just came to me. It was like pre-google days. Good times.
Real edible chocolate I got for Christmas.
January 10, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Real edible chocolate I got for Christmas.
Bloke at work uses Spotify, I use Apple Music, no matter what system, pick any track from punk to classical, within 10 tracks it plays a track from Rumours by Fleetwood Mac.
Why?
Why?
January 8, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Bloke at work uses Spotify, I use Apple Music, no matter what system, pick any track from punk to classical, within 10 tracks it plays a track from Rumours by Fleetwood Mac.
Why?
Why?
Murdoch, Toby Young, Lawrence Fox, please feel free to add your nominations.
January 8, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Murdoch, Toby Young, Lawrence Fox, please feel free to add your nominations.
About to see the fabulous Stuart Lee
January 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
About to see the fabulous Stuart Lee
Well, if we’re having an election this year, I’d better prepare the windows for the canvassers.
January 3, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Well, if we’re having an election this year, I’d better prepare the windows for the canvassers.
If you’re lucky enough, the best gift for Christmas was ‘the lost days’ you had. You know, you lost track of the days over the Christmas break and it absolutely didn’t matter. Best days of any year.
January 2, 2024 at 10:56 AM
If you’re lucky enough, the best gift for Christmas was ‘the lost days’ you had. You know, you lost track of the days over the Christmas break and it absolutely didn’t matter. Best days of any year.
Our cat hated the holiday period. It threw its routine out of the window. I therefore conclude that our cat is a raging capitalist.
January 2, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Our cat hated the holiday period. It threw its routine out of the window. I therefore conclude that our cat is a raging capitalist.
Only 13 pay days until Christmas 2024
December 14, 2023 at 8:25 AM
Only 13 pay days until Christmas 2024
You’d think flat-earthers would be the most concerned about global warming if it’s only a huge wall of ice that is stopping us from slipping off.
December 13, 2023 at 10:53 AM
You’d think flat-earthers would be the most concerned about global warming if it’s only a huge wall of ice that is stopping us from slipping off.
I think I’m at that point where I’d rather wear someone else’s pants than listen to their music. I know that is weird, selfish and weird.
December 12, 2023 at 12:41 PM
I think I’m at that point where I’d rather wear someone else’s pants than listen to their music. I know that is weird, selfish and weird.
Thought i’d try Social Media again.
December 11, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Thought i’d try Social Media again.