Jimmy Buffet the Vampire Slayer
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Nvm my glutes have been caught lacking and I’m going to sculpt on friday
Kind of over boutique group fitness. 25 dollars per class is giving bourgeoisie and im not about to be beheaded over a spin class
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nvm my glutes have been caught lacking and I’m going to sculpt on friday
Rico Nasty entering her Cutie Girl Era is detrimental to my workouts… I’m tying to get screamed at!!!!
July 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Rico Nasty entering her Cutie Girl Era is detrimental to my workouts… I’m tying to get screamed at!!!!
Just the THOUGHT that someone might be out there, more hydrated and moisturized than me pisses me off. Where’s my Stanley cup
July 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just the THOUGHT that someone might be out there, more hydrated and moisturized than me pisses me off. Where’s my Stanley cup
Kind of over boutique group fitness. 25 dollars per class is giving bourgeoisie and im not about to be beheaded over a spin class
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Kind of over boutique group fitness. 25 dollars per class is giving bourgeoisie and im not about to be beheaded over a spin class
Almost bought a Skims bra but navigated away from the page when I remember Kimberly Noel Kardashian loves Trump. Tbh she should send him skims promo bc he’s NOT even snatched
June 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Almost bought a Skims bra but navigated away from the page when I remember Kimberly Noel Kardashian loves Trump. Tbh she should send him skims promo bc he’s NOT even snatched
Just bought a madras print skirt. Everyone have fun wearing your madras print skirts 1 year from now
Everything you like, I liked a year ago
June 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just bought a madras print skirt. Everyone have fun wearing your madras print skirts 1 year from now
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downloading this before a flight is solidarity
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
The Babysitters club should have been illegal under this country's antitrust laws. Very unfair to the other teen girls in Stonybrook who should have been able to make money babysitting. Kristy u will be dealt with
June 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Babysitters club should have been illegal under this country's antitrust laws. Very unfair to the other teen girls in Stonybrook who should have been able to make money babysitting. Kristy u will be dealt with
The Polo Bear has been cast as the new James Bond!!!!!!!!
June 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Polo Bear has been cast as the new James Bond!!!!!!!!
They stopped letting people smoke on planes bc people started showing up to the airport in their pajamas
June 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They stopped letting people smoke on planes bc people started showing up to the airport in their pajamas
Gen zs obsession with “the brain developing at 25” never made sense to me except for the fact that that was the year I became repulsed by both Goldendoodles and my ex boyfriend
June 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gen zs obsession with “the brain developing at 25” never made sense to me except for the fact that that was the year I became repulsed by both Goldendoodles and my ex boyfriend
ICE agent is one of the most embarrassing jobs you could have. Fucking Clowns
May 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ICE agent is one of the most embarrassing jobs you could have. Fucking Clowns
Okay my goodreads account is popping ON rn bc I’ve read five two star books in a row. Do not come to me with suggestions rn I’m struggling
April 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Okay my goodreads account is popping ON rn bc I’ve read five two star books in a row. Do not come to me with suggestions rn I’m struggling
I simply can’t attend any functions that I am invited to at the last minute. I need a week to mentally prepare
April 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I simply can’t attend any functions that I am invited to at the last minute. I need a week to mentally prepare
I took yesterday off from girlbossing and now I don’t ever want to work again
April 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I took yesterday off from girlbossing and now I don’t ever want to work again
Pilates instructor complimented my form today. Unstoppable
April 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pilates instructor complimented my form today. Unstoppable
I deleted it. My favorite movie is watching 90 minutes of tik tok
I got a letterbox account
Me after logging my smutty summer rom com books on goodreads: Letterboxed is just Goodreads for stupid people
April 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I deleted it. My favorite movie is watching 90 minutes of tik tok
Piper no!!! Tsunami!! Buddhism!
April 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Piper no!!! Tsunami!! Buddhism!
I need a nemesis. Not enough competition holding me accountable for these Pilates classes
April 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I need a nemesis. Not enough competition holding me accountable for these Pilates classes
I had one glass of wine and just struck up 5 texting convos that I will stop responding to in a half hour
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I had one glass of wine and just struck up 5 texting convos that I will stop responding to in a half hour
Shut up bitch
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
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April 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Shut up bitch
Everything you like, I liked a year ago
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Everything you like, I liked a year ago
Today I am perplexed by the man in my spin class who chose to sit front row center and then proceeded to ~do his own thing~
March 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today I am perplexed by the man in my spin class who chose to sit front row center and then proceeded to ~do his own thing~
At the dentist… time to get my teeth criticized
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
At the dentist… time to get my teeth criticized
Twitter needs to be nuked
March 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Twitter needs to be nuked