If even the commentators are saying the refs are shagging arsenal then you know it’s bad

I can feel a goal coming from trossard, I feel it in my eye bags

The irony of having the keeper booked for timewasting when the officials take over 5 minutes to make a decision.

I swear these Madrid players are made of paper mache the way they collapse to the ground

Anyone else feel like Mikel Merino reminds you of Giroud?