I did it! Goal met with two days to spare.

Living my 90’s dream! Empire Records as Debra for Halloween.

Me discovering that viral Peter Thomas Roth eye bag stuff actually works!! But also that you have to be sure to get ALL the under eye 🤣

Every work day in October I wear something a little “Halloweeny” here is today!

I buy cheap turkeys at holiday times then deep freeze until I get a craving/don’t want to cook for an entire week. This 20 pound bad boy turned out pretty well, if I do say so myself! It’s also helpful when the money is thin at the end of the month 😬

In case you were interested, the Monte Cristo pinwheels were delicious and worth the frustration. Now to clean the powdered sugar out of all my crevices…how did it even get on my feet!?

Reskeet with a hot photo of yourself to rebalance the universe by countering the influx of Rudy Giuliani mug shots. *did I do a reskeet right?

Tonight is #chickenandwaffles with #srirachasyrup