op’s slightly annoyed by his constant fondling because he makes him moan everytime he’s doing an announcement but he can’t fault megs for being addicted to his body being lust incarnate. primus made him perfect to satisfy his protector’s spike after all.

it’s not unusual to see meg casually molesting op in public space, mechs even envy him for being able to feel up the perfect body of their hot prime. he knows this and always smugly looks at the cameras recording them while he’s playing with op’s bossoms and his spike warming inside op’s valve

I take this comment back cuz I know one person that listens to it and it’s your mom

This isn’t even a yomama joke

He would never expose his sparkling like that, but I still find it funny the idea of him trying to calm the townspeople about a new bot suddenly appearing out of nowhere
They are all like What Is That and he's like she's my baby don't get near her she *will* try to put you in her mouth

Ok now wtf

Got*

She fot popular because she had a fat ass but when she went on ozempic, she lost it

Idk why she’s still relevant tho cuz I don’t know ANYBODY that listens to her music

Or if they want someone a bit newer then get tyler the creator

Seriously he’ll be happy to write a song for spongebob

Out off EVERY MUSIC ARTIST THE IN THE WORLD

they chose ice spice 😔

Have you seen the mv for spongebob big guy pants? They had to tie her down to the rollercoaster just so she wont start twerking

oh frag es megop getting the bayverse treatment 😭

And plant 10 aphrodisiac trees in their honor