Well he posted that at about 9am, so in fairness he was probably already a few drinks into his day.

Looks like the tech has a little ways to go yet, but that is very cool and really promising as a source of green energy!

‘Manipulate’ being the key word there

Too funny. Is the suit reversible? Black and white stripes, perhaps?

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Yeah…I use Gen Z slang too, mostly because I love the look my kids give me. But it’s just fucking creepy when he does it sincerely.

And who can forget his genius plan to extinguish the LA wildfires by simply releasing all that water…

Well, if by “that’s it” you mean once it’s confirmed, then yes. No reputable news agency wants to put out a false or only partially true story. Having said that, it would not surprise me at all if it turns out to be true.

It’s not confirmed yet - if it is, it’s likely to become a much bigger story

Maybe it should really be called “Trump’s Derangement Syndrome”. The guy is unhinged and…(ahem):

Mental Derangement:
This refers to a condition where someone is unable to think clearly or behave in a controlled way, often due to a mental illness. (Thank you ChatGPT)

Loved that game - hope you do too!

Well, he did give some Voter a million bucks, right? Waaaiiiit a second!!! 😲

Does that make it a bad day, or a totally legendary one? 🤔

Isn’t he supposed to be a master negotiator? Like, the best you’ve ever seen? Unless you’re an immigrant I guess, in which case “whoopsie, nothing we can do here”. JFC.

He wants it because Greenland has a significant amount of rare earth minerals. The US has rich areas of these minerals, but mining is very toxic, hard to get approval, no one wants one in their backyard, etc.

US control of these resources would be a workaround, while denying adversaries access.

You know that he won’t, though I suspect that in a few months at least one member of his cabinet will feel suddenly compelled to spend more time with the family 😉