Friend sums up the twitter situation pretty well

Every time I hear Dababy on the radio I think about how finite life is and now a small bit of my finite life was taken by Dababy. A portion of my lifespan was absorbed by Dababy. Dababy is a part of my consciousness.

Every republican is just Barry Goldwater with a new coat of paint if anyone told you otherwise they lied right to your face

I wanna steal the planet fitness hand so bad I love the way it cups my cheeks mmmmm so good