Ronnie Dobbs
@loganhawkes.bsky.social
I am a man of constant sorrow, perpetual angst, and periodic rage, but with a song in my heart. The song is a ska cover of a Bauhaus song. I also have a dog.
Customs uses beagles? I'm actually good with this. Beagles can do the job and they provoke a different reaction. If you see a german shepherd nosing around your bags you think "I'm in trouble". If you see a beagle you think "Awww. Who's a good boy? Who's a clever boy? I'm going to jail. Yes, I am."
Man kicked and injured a CBP beagle during airport baggage search
An Egyptian traveler who kicked the 25-pound dog was ordered to pay its vet fees and turn himself in for removal from the country.
www.npr.org
June 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Customs uses beagles? I'm actually good with this. Beagles can do the job and they provoke a different reaction. If you see a german shepherd nosing around your bags you think "I'm in trouble". If you see a beagle you think "Awww. Who's a good boy? Who's a clever boy? I'm going to jail. Yes, I am."
Having tanked the stock market and kicked off a global trade war, Donald Trump decided to take Friday off and fly to Florida to spend a long weekend playing golf.
After tanking stock markets, Trump skips town for more golf in Florida
Either the world economy isn’t actually burning, or President Donald Trump just doesn’t care.�
The convicted felon was spotted jetting off to Miami on Thursday as chaos ensued following tariffs ...
www.dailykos.com
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Having tanked the stock market and kicked off a global trade war, Donald Trump decided to take Friday off and fly to Florida to spend a long weekend playing golf.
It had a great cast, an Oscar-winning director, stunning production design, and a stellar writer. So why did "Something Is Wrong on Saturn 3" suck so hard?
something is wrong on saturn 3
a site devoted to the making of the 1980 sci-fi thriller
saturn3makingof.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It had a great cast, an Oscar-winning director, stunning production design, and a stellar writer. So why did "Something Is Wrong on Saturn 3" suck so hard?
Reposted by Ronnie Dobbs
Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
March 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
Trump claims he knows nothing about a journalist being added to the discussion of the Yemen attack. That's one of the first times I've ever believed Donald Trump.
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump claims he knows nothing about a journalist being added to the discussion of the Yemen attack. That's one of the first times I've ever believed Donald Trump.
You know what I miss about going to the office? Bribing people. I used to be great at using homemade cookies, perfect lattes, and the odd box of donuts to get people to expedite tasks for me. If you do that online the dollar amounts rise to the point where it becomes actual corruption.
March 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You know what I miss about going to the office? Bribing people. I used to be great at using homemade cookies, perfect lattes, and the odd box of donuts to get people to expedite tasks for me. If you do that online the dollar amounts rise to the point where it becomes actual corruption.
At this point I’m surprised Trump hasn’t given Tila Tequila a cabinet post. #tilatequila
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
At this point I’m surprised Trump hasn’t given Tila Tequila a cabinet post. #tilatequila
“My nipples explode with delight!”
March 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“My nipples explode with delight!”
Trump has also enacted 25% tariffs on Australian imports. Their Prime Minister has reached out to Trump to negotiate but Trump won’t take the call.
www.news.com.au
March 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Trump has also enacted 25% tariffs on Australian imports. Their Prime Minister has reached out to Trump to negotiate but Trump won’t take the call.
Whenever someone talks about their digestive system, it's always bad. You never hear someone say "My butthole feels great today!" This is a missed opportunity. A Preparation H commercial featuring attractive people saying "My butthole feels great!" would dominate the Superbowl. #mybuttholefeelsgreat
March 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Whenever someone talks about their digestive system, it's always bad. You never hear someone say "My butthole feels great today!" This is a missed opportunity. A Preparation H commercial featuring attractive people saying "My butthole feels great!" would dominate the Superbowl. #mybuttholefeelsgreat
Remember when Republicans were all about the free market?
March 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Remember when Republicans were all about the free market?
Trump’s Secretary of Defense says America is ready to go to war with China. America has spent the last 75 years trying to avoid war with China. Trump’s poised to make it happen over ego. I’m starting to get a 1914 vibe.
US 'prepared' to go to war with China, says defence secretary amid threat of tariff retaliation
America is "prepared" to go to war with China, US defence secretary Pete Hegseth has said amid threats of retaliation over tariffs.
www.lbc.co.uk
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trump’s Secretary of Defense says America is ready to go to war with China. America has spent the last 75 years trying to avoid war with China. Trump’s poised to make it happen over ego. I’m starting to get a 1914 vibe.
Begun, the trade war has.
US tariffs on Canada and Mexico kick take effect, as China takes aim at US farm exports
Starting just past midnight Tuesday, imports from Canada and Mexico are now taxed at 25%, with Canadian energy products getting tariffed at 10%.
apnews.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Begun, the trade war has.
Accordion Guy never disappoints.
Tampa Bay deal of the day: STRIPPER POLE - The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century
Some notes about the screen capture above, which I took from Facebook Marketplace… Tampa Bay Facebook Marketplace, you never cease to entertain. Most people tend to list this item as an “exercise pole...
www.joeydevilla.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Accordion Guy never disappoints.
This is his way of standing up to Trump. See, Trump is a New Yorker, so renaming NY strip steak to Texas strip steak is a direct challenge to his authority.
Texas Republican focuses on rebrand of ‘New York strip’ steak to ‘Texas strip’ amid outbreak
As state grapples with worst measles outbreak in decades, Patrick homes in on resolution to ‘better market Texas beef’
www.theguardian.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is his way of standing up to Trump. See, Trump is a New Yorker, so renaming NY strip steak to Texas strip steak is a direct challenge to his authority.
Naomi Dobbs, Southwest Region director for Rep. Jeff Hurd (R-AZ) scheduled a town hall meeting this week. When she saw that it was a full house she asked the Sheriff for a police escort so she could get out of town without having to talk to any constituents.
Rep. Jeff Hurd’s staffer left event site after seeing crowd at Dolores Public Library
While hundreds of people gathered at the Dolores Public Library to meet with Naomi Dobbs, Southwest Region director for Rep. Jeff Hurd, she was leaving town.
Initially considered a no-show for the Le...
www.durangoherald.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Naomi Dobbs, Southwest Region director for Rep. Jeff Hurd (R-AZ) scheduled a town hall meeting this week. When she saw that it was a full house she asked the Sheriff for a police escort so she could get out of town without having to talk to any constituents.
Moments after telling Zelensky that he was playing with World War III Trump addressed the desperate situation by jetting off to Florida to play golf.
March 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Moments after telling Zelensky that he was playing with World War III Trump addressed the desperate situation by jetting off to Florida to play golf.
The meeting between Zelensky and Trump went about as expected. Trump told a bunch of lies, claimed Zelensky hadn't thanked him, claimed Zelensky was talking too loud and too much, then went off on an incoherent rant for several minutes.
Zelensky ordered out of White House after Trump tantrum
Ukraine leader Volodymyr Zelensky and J.D. Vance bickered during a news conference at the White House on Friday, sending Trump into a tantrum
boingboing.net
March 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The meeting between Zelensky and Trump went about as expected. Trump told a bunch of lies, claimed Zelensky hadn't thanked him, claimed Zelensky was talking too loud and too much, then went off on an incoherent rant for several minutes.
Remember when Trump promised he’d leave Social Security alone? He’s cutting half their staff.
Trump Takes Aim at Social Security in Dreadful New Layoffs Order
Remember when Donald Trump promised he wouldn’t touch Social Security? That didn’t last long.
newrepublic.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Remember when Trump promised he’d leave Social Security alone? He’s cutting half their staff.
If Trump is selling US citizenship for $5 million, I should be able to sell mine. My wife and I could sell ours for $10 million and use to money to retire in Canada.
Trump says $5m 'gold card' immigration idea will 'sell like crazy'
Trump say wealthy investors will buy the visas and create jobs in the US, while helping pay off US debt.
www.bbc.com
February 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If Trump is selling US citizenship for $5 million, I should be able to sell mine. My wife and I could sell ours for $10 million and use to money to retire in Canada.
I've only been awake 45 minutes and I'm already out of spoons.
February 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've only been awake 45 minutes and I'm already out of spoons.
Elon Musk has cut 20% from the 9/11 Survivors Fund. The fund is dedicated to providing medical treatment to first responders and civilians who survived 9/11. Again, Trump claims Musk has no actual authority despite him firing thousands of government workers.
DOGE Cuts 9/11 Survivors’ Fund, and Republicans Join Democrats in Rebuke
After 20 percent of the World Trade Center Health Program staff was terminated last week, Democratic lawmakers were outraged. On Wednesday, Republican lawmakers joined them.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Elon Musk has cut 20% from the 9/11 Survivors Fund. The fund is dedicated to providing medical treatment to first responders and civilians who survived 9/11. Again, Trump claims Musk has no actual authority despite him firing thousands of government workers.
Remember last week when Trump said Elon Musk has no official position and no authority? Then why is he emailing government employees to order them to justify their jobs? If Musk has no authority why hasn’t he been fired?
February 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Remember last week when Trump said Elon Musk has no official position and no authority? Then why is he emailing government employees to order them to justify their jobs? If Musk has no authority why hasn’t he been fired?
I have an idea: let’s have MMA on ice. Same rules, just do it in a hockey rink. Ok, one change: let the fighters wear protective skullcaps to avoid head injuries during falls. Note: the fighters won’t wear skates. That would be horrible.
February 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I have an idea: let’s have MMA on ice. Same rules, just do it in a hockey rink. Ok, one change: let the fighters wear protective skullcaps to avoid head injuries during falls. Note: the fighters won’t wear skates. That would be horrible.