Sure, Quentin Tarantino publicly defended a statutory rapist by saying a 13-year old girl “wanted to have it,” but us filmbros only get up in arms when he attacks their favorite quirky white dude.

Man, I sure do hope all the people saying “Ooh, they’re finally nailing #spiderman,” have read like, at least one Spider-Man comic.

Just one. Doesn’t have to be good or bad, old or new. Just read one please before you act like you’ve been starved of compelling adaptations of the character.

Somebody better explain to me real nice and slow HOW the president was able to do what he did yesterday and WHY it was so easy for him to bypass Congress to do it.

Disclaimer: Right now, I’m mad and scared as hell right now, so forgive me if I don’t engage with you as politely as I usually would.

I think I’m gonna start telling you guys the night before I plan to get gas in my car as a PSA.

Because I swear the day I get gas is ALWAYS the day prices go up by 50 cents overnight.

Figured you guys could use a stable economic predictor in your lives.