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damien 🍉🎗🔗
@locustplague.bsky.social
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🧟‍♂️20 year old video editor (IN NEED OF EMPLOYMENT)
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margot and lucy yuri
May 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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to experience this tbh
jotchua (a strange looking Labrador retriever) in front of a five-g cell tower littered with skulls, being offered a cup of fluoride and a Ritalin bottle, WiFi is emitted ominously while a plane flies by emitting aluminum, jotchua is receiving a shot full of mercury into his exposed brain. the ALT text may sound frightning but i promise the image is much more humorous and lighthearted, and looks similar to a very bad science textbook from the nineties.
May 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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now that it isnt asexual day i can say why tf is jk rowling always on my dick😭😭😭😭
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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why the fuck is fundy in the iridium network discord
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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evil and embarassing
December 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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can you guess which one is running 8 tabs and which one is running 4
firefox using 3904MB and google using 1176.7MB of memory
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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the same amount of tabs bruh
firefox running at 3kMB
December 12, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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my fav pokemon rn <3
December 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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ok nvm 💀
opera gx and firefox running at the same time, opera takes up more memory than than firefox
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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im watching a video about how to get into reading and he recommended audiobooks so heres what listening to the song of Achilles is like
drawing of a guy listening to an audio book, the text says that the book is "basically porn" and while listening to said porn, the guy is playing minecraft. The guy is flushed and their eyes are wide open.
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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i love the sims
November 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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November 4, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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lucy but i just wanted to get colors on the page bc im eppy
October 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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I haven't drawn them in a while but fuck it I'm oc posting pink is margot and blue is lucy
#oc
October 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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I'm being fr
October 20, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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spammed this in my friend groups discord while we rewatch voltron
October 20, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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if i saw this in 2022 i think I'd go rabid
October 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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waking up and hearing the sounds of shlorping at 7 am because it's time to work your 9 to 5 of shooting salmon in the face for their eggs
October 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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cats for the butterfly app
October 18, 2024 at 5:44 PM