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Was walking around CVS and saw a package that said “ stool softener “, I thought that’s good,nobody wants to sit on a hard chair.
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Was walking around CVS and saw a package that said “ stool softener “, I thought that’s good,nobody wants to sit on a hard chair.
Considering how much he likes to make things the way they used to be, I’m surprised Trump hasn’t made Pluto a planet again by executive order.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Considering how much he likes to make things the way they used to be, I’m surprised Trump hasn’t made Pluto a planet again by executive order.
You know how there’s a “ to do “ list, I think I need a “ to don’t “ list.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know how there’s a “ to do “ list, I think I need a “ to don’t “ list.
I just realized that Today is Tomorrow Eve.
September 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just realized that Today is Tomorrow Eve.
When we forgo common sense we no longer seek common ground.
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When we forgo common sense we no longer seek common ground.
I saw a guy on antibiotics take a prebiotic and probiotic then he disappeared!
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I saw a guy on antibiotics take a prebiotic and probiotic then he disappeared!
All of my drawings used to look like shit. Then I realized I was using a number 2 pencil. ….number 2.
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
All of my drawings used to look like shit. Then I realized I was using a number 2 pencil. ….number 2.
…And just like that we went from “ God bless America “ to “ God help America “.
April 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
…And just like that we went from “ God bless America “ to “ God help America “.
Mr. Johnson took his third graders to the zoo and said that the animals used to be in cages. Little Johnny said my dad used to live in a zoo. Mr Johnson said Fool, your father was in prison.
March 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mr. Johnson took his third graders to the zoo and said that the animals used to be in cages. Little Johnny said my dad used to live in a zoo. Mr Johnson said Fool, your father was in prison.
According to the calendar, tomorrow is International Women’s Day. So, if you know an international woman you should probably buy her a gift.
March 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
According to the calendar, tomorrow is International Women’s Day. So, if you know an international woman you should probably buy her a gift.
What if a bomb fell on your head? 🫏🤡
March 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What if a bomb fell on your head? 🫏🤡
I see conflicting opinions on X in terms of Super Bowl and with regard to halftime. Theo Vonn said boring while Ben Stiller said best; which of them was drunk?
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I see conflicting opinions on X in terms of Super Bowl and with regard to halftime. Theo Vonn said boring while Ben Stiller said best; which of them was drunk?
If you’re going to be “living the dream” make sure it’s not the dream when you go to work and find out that you’re not wearing pants.
February 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you’re going to be “living the dream” make sure it’s not the dream when you go to work and find out that you’re not wearing pants.
With batteries “AAA” is smaller than “AA”, but with bra sizes “D” is smaller than “DD”. That’s why English is the hardest language.
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
With batteries “AAA” is smaller than “AA”, but with bra sizes “D” is smaller than “DD”. That’s why English is the hardest language.
Last night I was making a sandwich and I sliced my finger on a piece of cheese. It was sharp cheddar.
January 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Last night I was making a sandwich and I sliced my finger on a piece of cheese. It was sharp cheddar.
I love how they’ve started complaining already and it hasn’t even started yet. You reap what you sow.
January 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love how they’ve started complaining already and it hasn’t even started yet. You reap what you sow.
Speaking of Darth Vader, you know “Darth” is not his first name it’s a title indicating his position among the Sith. His first name is actually Taxi. Now the I.R.S. is looking for him. That’s him:
Taxi Vader
(tax evader)
Taxi Vader
(tax evader)
December 11, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Speaking of Darth Vader, you know “Darth” is not his first name it’s a title indicating his position among the Sith. His first name is actually Taxi. Now the I.R.S. is looking for him. That’s him:
Taxi Vader
(tax evader)
Taxi Vader
(tax evader)
Is amigo the opposite of a yugo?
November 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Is amigo the opposite of a yugo?