before my son went off to college, he said he was curious about taking dick. we were super close & i always had a full set of balls so i told him he could experiment with mine. he’s graduated, got married, had kids but still find the time to come drain his old man.

when my wife says she’s too tired, i go find my stepson. i don’t even care how loud he gets, what’s she gonna do? i pay all the bills and everything in my name. she can’t do anything but try and go to sleep to the white noise of her son getting plowed.