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lockheedelektra.bsky.social
Mads 📝
@lockheedelektra.bsky.social
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They/them - white - Do Not Mistake Me For A Heterosexual - sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and generalized fuckery
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Today in demented cooking: my sweet potatoes were too hot and my cream was too cold so I
A bowl of mashed sweet potatoes with a measuring cup of half and half sitting inside it. I'm sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Fell down a research hole in pursuit of my usual bullshit and I found out that the mother of modern ice cream was a total babe
A black-and-white drawn portrait of Agnes B. Marshall, cookbook author, magazine publisher, culinary instructor, and inventor of the ice cream cone. She has dark curly hair in a simple up-do and is wearing a pendant necklace and a dress with "mutton chop" sleeves. She's giving Late-Victorian-woman-ahead-of-her-time with her direct gaze and slight, confident smile. It must be stressed: she's a total babe.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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*English beat voice* timer in the bathroom 🎷
A brown cabinet in the corner of a drab work bathroom. Atop the cabinet is a digital orange minute timer set to four minutes.
May 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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No cheating post the last photo of your pet
A dark brown dog lays on a tan bed that is far too big for him. He is a big dog, so this bed is just comically big. Resting under his chin is a green Gumby plushie.
March 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I continue to be a bad photographer BUT I am proud of these apple and sage scones
January 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
A picture of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, looking joyous with his arms in the air. Text on the image reads "FOFN--Fuck off for now" in a parody of his usual catchphrase.
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you're on, with no explanation
A man, shot from behind, walking on a narrow path through some dense woods. He is tall, and he hunches his shoulders so as not to disturb the young trees.
November 5, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Bone
A large brown dog wearing a black harness chomps on a bone while perched on a dog bed. The same dog continues to consume the bone with gusto, heedless of the fact that we are trying to take him out for a walk.
May 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM