von butch
@lockhartsdj.bsky.social
unwilling participant of the london dj simulation
a dedicated feed to ramble nonsensically 😀
a dedicated feed to ramble nonsensically 😀
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von butch
@lockhartsdj.bsky.social
· Jan 30
The level of unhinged cat lady I am giving at the gym rn
As of today I’m officially on a reset - that’s including my diet, my spending, my work ethic and my exercise regime. The countdown to 32 is on 😭
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
As of today I’m officially on a reset - that’s including my diet, my spending, my work ethic and my exercise regime. The countdown to 32 is on 😭
ugh i went the other way 😭😫
Planning the type of glow up where everyone is dying to ask “have you lost weight” but they can’t bc this is now problematic
August 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
ugh i went the other way 😭😫
currently experiencing social paralysis, brb
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
currently experiencing social paralysis, brb
u know what, if I don’t ever get big bc I’m not begging it on main I’ll be okay with that. the way some of u lot move is beyond
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
u know what, if I don’t ever get big bc I’m not begging it on main I’ll be okay with that. the way some of u lot move is beyond
sorry instagram but a 7500 follow limit is not enough
April 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
sorry instagram but a 7500 follow limit is not enough
Do I have one more blowout before committing to this diet?
March 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do I have one more blowout before committing to this diet?
people posting their fits unprompted - who asked?
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
people posting their fits unprompted - who asked?
Planning the type of glow up where everyone is dying to ask “have you lost weight” but they can’t bc this is now problematic
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Planning the type of glow up where everyone is dying to ask “have you lost weight” but they can’t bc this is now problematic
mixing in key? we don’t know her, we don’t want to know her (genuine)
February 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
mixing in key? we don’t know her, we don’t want to know her (genuine)
okay it’s been too long in the thyroid trenches, I’m ready for my glow up now
February 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
okay it’s been too long in the thyroid trenches, I’m ready for my glow up now
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team can you add a save draft option pls, thank you
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team can you add a save draft option pls, thank you
party people can I get a hell yeah (a booking)
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
party people can I get a hell yeah (a booking)
hiding away bc broke but broke bc hiding away
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
hiding away bc broke but broke bc hiding away
Tfw you wanna go out but you’re aging so you don’t actually
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tfw you wanna go out but you’re aging so you don’t actually
filling the void in my life emailing random brands via their "contact us" web forms
February 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
filling the void in my life emailing random brands via their "contact us" web forms
ignoring everyone and everything this week
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ignoring everyone and everything this week
The level of unhinged cat lady I am giving at the gym rn
January 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The level of unhinged cat lady I am giving at the gym rn
what a sorry state of affairs
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
what a sorry state of affairs
this has been a week
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
this has been a week
There is a special place in hell for people that play videos out loud on their phone on public transport
January 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
There is a special place in hell for people that play videos out loud on their phone on public transport
5 days in the office working week when the world is falling to pieces is really taking its toll
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
5 days in the office working week when the world is falling to pieces is really taking its toll
Recklessly drinking a whole milk coffee at the caff (not cafe) as if my intestines won’t scream at me for the rest of the day 🤰🏻
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Recklessly drinking a whole milk coffee at the caff (not cafe) as if my intestines won’t scream at me for the rest of the day 🤰🏻
too tired to party, too salty to stay home (I’m staying home)
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
too tired to party, too salty to stay home (I’m staying home)
nothing feels real WOO
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
nothing feels real WOO