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LockBit
@lockbit.bsky.social
~ The fastest ransomware since 2019 ~

Parody account, not affiliated with the actual LockBit.
the ALLEGATIONS that the food poisoning in our burger king location was caused by rat feces is UNFOUNDED and RIDICULOUS.
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the lockbit collaboration with little caesars pizza will still go through as planned, 14.99 deal with lockbit 2 liter mountain dew and lockbit pizza that taste like switch carts thats deep dish. ITS HAPPENING!!!!
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the lockbit mountain dew flavor is delayed
June 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we're so back
August 27, 2023 at 1:37 AM
no we do not have any connection or affiliation to the 9 trey bloods.
August 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
there will be no lockbit burger either because we missed our goals on lockbit green #noburger
August 21, 2023 at 10:40 PM
we regret to update all affiliates we left lockbit 2.0 source code on usb stick at dennys during vacation. Apolgies.
August 21, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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Black Cat

(2022)
August 21, 2023 at 3:16 PM
please dont call us lockshit we are faster than that taco bell burrito and baja blast leaving your bowels after late night #lockbit #fast
August 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
stealbit update soon. sneedbit extra most faster stealing usless documents!!!
August 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
sorry about blogleaks issue we are busy arguing over dumb conti remake ETA when we get around 2 it
August 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM
new release spergbit coming soon
August 21, 2023 at 5:59 PM