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Harvey Keitel’s fully naked ass in Jane Campion’s 1993 film, The Piano.
buddy go dig like miles of irrigation trenches idc society not gonna suffer this
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
buddy go dig like miles of irrigation trenches idc society not gonna suffer this
objectively funny crashout but ppl like this need to be institutionalized. my most fascist take is we put malignant incels in the camps. be normal. the Sephiroth skreed buys you 5 years idc
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
objectively funny crashout but ppl like this need to be institutionalized. my most fascist take is we put malignant incels in the camps. be normal. the Sephiroth skreed buys you 5 years idc
just told cheska i was chopped boots cramps have me on my knees shaking dry heaving and he was like “go lay down but open the front door first” and I see this????
the most locked in you can be as partner is operating at a level you can be reasonably accused of being a witch.
the most locked in you can be as partner is operating at a level you can be reasonably accused of being a witch.
October 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just told cheska i was chopped boots cramps have me on my knees shaking dry heaving and he was like “go lay down but open the front door first” and I see this????
the most locked in you can be as partner is operating at a level you can be reasonably accused of being a witch.
the most locked in you can be as partner is operating at a level you can be reasonably accused of being a witch.
she did it again
September 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
she did it again
my favorite thing about building an 8ft work space in my room is how if she wants me to be done, Imogene just gets out of bed, climbs up and makes me hold her while she sleeps
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
my favorite thing about building an 8ft work space in my room is how if she wants me to be done, Imogene just gets out of bed, climbs up and makes me hold her while she sleeps
look im sorry I said sleep token feels like listening to imagine dragons im sorry my jaw dropped at the diabolically corny rap I liked bits and pieces but I felt deeply uncool the whole time please don’t burn my house to the ground there are cats in hereeee
August 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
look im sorry I said sleep token feels like listening to imagine dragons im sorry my jaw dropped at the diabolically corny rap I liked bits and pieces but I felt deeply uncool the whole time please don’t burn my house to the ground there are cats in hereeee
are they? fucking?? crazy??? 🚫
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
are they? fucking?? crazy??? 🚫
the way she always dries herself off after her bath like okay work blonde ambition tour
August 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
the way she always dries herself off after her bath like okay work blonde ambition tour
we’re just normal men
August 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
we’re just normal men
long day checked into my room to see he’s couriered my pre-crash out accoutrement on his motorcycle and im the level of tired I nearly cried bye
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
long day checked into my room to see he’s couriered my pre-crash out accoutrement on his motorcycle and im the level of tired I nearly cried bye
had to interact with police
June 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
had to interact with police
my neighborhood is on fire and this autistic capricorn man is watching me pack for full household evac
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my neighborhood is on fire and this autistic capricorn man is watching me pack for full household evac
sometimes I worry I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had a bigger dorsal carapace and ventral sternum
May 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
sometimes I worry I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had a bigger dorsal carapace and ventral sternum
The average American has three friends.
May 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The average American has three friends.
and I don’t fuck with read receipts it’s mostly none of your business if im actively registering your existence in proximity to me im busy
April 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
and I don’t fuck with read receipts it’s mostly none of your business if im actively registering your existence in proximity to me im busy
chat is it legal to be this CUNT?
April 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
chat is it legal to be this CUNT?
I mean I just searched “dad lore” and I got a few hits
March 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I mean I just searched “dad lore” and I got a few hits
house to myself, sheets done, brows tinted, skincare slathered, ate the horniest pad thai
when the demons show up I will simply tell them im winning too hard to do the nightly nightmare arena im too self satisfied not to mention all the carbohydrates
when the demons show up I will simply tell them im winning too hard to do the nightly nightmare arena im too self satisfied not to mention all the carbohydrates
March 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
house to myself, sheets done, brows tinted, skincare slathered, ate the horniest pad thai
when the demons show up I will simply tell them im winning too hard to do the nightly nightmare arena im too self satisfied not to mention all the carbohydrates
when the demons show up I will simply tell them im winning too hard to do the nightly nightmare arena im too self satisfied not to mention all the carbohydrates
days and nights 🥱
March 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
days and nights 🥱
lord god, if you’re listening, please keep this man safe I will quit vaping i’ll start air drying my nice panties the tumble will cease i’ll be patient i’ll be better
March 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
lord god, if you’re listening, please keep this man safe I will quit vaping i’ll start air drying my nice panties the tumble will cease i’ll be patient i’ll be better
celebrating a decade on the blonde ambition tour.
(caring about my dog is mandatory)
(caring about my dog is mandatory)
March 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
celebrating a decade on the blonde ambition tour.
(caring about my dog is mandatory)
(caring about my dog is mandatory)
Imogene is 10 today. time isn’t real.
March 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Imogene is 10 today. time isn’t real.
doing a lot of “pretending I can find meaning in the treachery of the mundane on days without a new severance episode” masking.
March 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
doing a lot of “pretending I can find meaning in the treachery of the mundane on days without a new severance episode” masking.