Everybody making a big deal about Jane Goodall being a primate scientist. I was under the impression they all are

🎶🎤EIGHT DOLLAR EGGS

-sung to the tune of Pink Pony Club by Islands Record recording artist Chappell Roan

You don’t know where I’m from. You don’t know what I’ve seen

When I was a kid, there was a commercial and they were gonna hang a guy for serving the wrong salsa

Give us this day our daily bread, for you are the bread giver and its bread time, it’s bread o’clock, bready set go on breadgiving

Initiate AI query - explain scientific detail how hummus create infinite farting (?)

Dream journal: I got in a hammer fight at a concert in the desert and missed the performance

Dream journal: Judge Judy has a rocket-powered sleigh. Oh no. She has crashed it into a sewer drain.

I paused Christmas vacation when Lewis lights his cigar by the sewer gas.
That old man is DEAD

Eminently specific stocking stuffers

“La croix” sounds like a star trek character, that’s it, that’s all I came here to say