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The loudest accusations are always an admission…

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Oklahoma authorities investigate reports of explicit images on state education chief's TV
Authorities in Oklahoma have opened an investigation after two members of the State Board of Education said they saw images of naked women on a television screen in the office of state School Superint...
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July 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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July 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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She must have gotten a Christmas in July style visit from the three ghosts.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is First Republican Lawmaker to Call Gaza Crisis a ‘Genocide’ www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is First Republican Lawmaker to Call Gaza Crisis a ‘Genocide’
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July 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels.

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July 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You think it’d be R, but their true love is the C.

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July 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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July 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus.

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July 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here — I’m going on ahead.

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July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go.

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July 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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July 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well.

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July 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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July 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why did the barber win the race?

He knew all the shortcuts.

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July 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

How do cows stay up to date?

They read the moos-paper.

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July 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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July 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?

People are dying to get in.

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July 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

The trom-bone.

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July 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why was the belt arrested?

It was holding up a pair of pants.

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July 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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July 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Dad Jokes of the Day

Why did the orange stop?

It ran out of juice.

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July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

He made a mint.

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July 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels.

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July 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day

Why did the baker go to therapy?

He kneaded it.

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July 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM