Get your preorders in now, kids.

294 steps to the top, that was awful. And I got trapped in the tower with a bunch of ensigns.

Hmmm even drunk I’m not a fan of anchovy

That was an incredibly rough start to a vacation

Stared pathetically enough the front desk is checking me in

One woman just made an announcement to the group and now there’s a lot of grumbling and discussing and Christ I am too tired to deal with this

I left to use the bathroom and now there’s like 2 dozen Italians in the lobby?? God please I just want to nap, please please I want to check into my room