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The Local Clown
@local-clown.bsky.social
150 followers 1.5K following 860 posts
I'm Clownmaxxing

Head of Personnel pays me a Salary of 1 corndog per day
(Minors DNI)
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She's talking about me, because I'm a clown
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I can see you through your phone camera

You look very handsome today
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Now this I have to see

And I already know Spanish from clown college
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Me reading quality literature at the library
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I can hang this in my house

This is my house
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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*honk* *honk*
October 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Taking the makeup off for a moment to say thank you to my 50 followers.

And to anyone that has had the misfortune of having this silly clown in your comments, just know that I think you're all cool people and I hope you don't mind me sticking around <3
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October 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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How about Caprea?
October 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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"I've got a bone to pick with you."
Super scary and spooky skeleton
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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The cat each time they see me walk in
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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This is what I'd drop
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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You seem pretty cool

You should come hang out at my place
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October 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This is my car
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October 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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This is a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress
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October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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This is a carrot 🥕
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October 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This is a Strawberry 🍓
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October 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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#promosky #meme #shitpost
↻+♡ Appreciated

Hey you

Yes you!

Are you deprived of comedy?

Looking for a bozo to laugh at online?

Then tag along with me and witness my bizarre adventures on Bluesky!

You'll laugh,cry, and probably shit yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Give me a follow 🤡
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Best I can do is a clown license
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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#promosky #meme #funny #comedy #silly
I'm going to make a STARTER PACK called

✨Certified Clowns✨

If you'd like to join, post a COMMENT or REPOST
(I'd also appreciate a follow ♥️ but not required)
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October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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#promosky #meme
This Local Clown needs an audience

I'm just here to be silly

I may also rarely talk about gaming and anime
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is a Cantalope
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October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Is it this hard?
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM