Last night's super bizarre dream involved the long and complex falling-in-love story between Lorne from Angel and Goliath from Gargoyles.

Today is what would have been my cat's 18th birthday. I'm celebrating her the way she would have hated the most, and I'm pretty sure I'm about to be poltergeisted.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

I went to a bookstore to reward myself for making it through all of ~this~. Apparently comfort reading was the name of the game today.

The wife and I figured, after 17 years, that it was probably finally safe to get cursed couples tattoos.

I sent a message to my tattoo artist this morning to see if she'll still tattoo me while I'm on antibiotics. The message I almost sent out first indicated I'd had a "toot canal" and it had me giggling for like 5 minutes lmao

Things I Can Store in My Ear Pocket:

1. One pill
2. A folded up Post-It listing my enemies
3. A cat treat
4. An extra screw in case I need a replacement for my glasses leg
5. A small cork from one of those bottles they sell at Michael's
6. A googly eye
7. Cherry from the Hi-Ho! Cherry-O board game

You're looking at the winner of our prestigious family Christmas Movie BINGO night. Tonight's selection is #HolidayTouchdown : A #Chiefs Love Story

"NO, you cannot TEABAG anybody in ANIMAL CROSSING"
- my wife, in response to a question I may or may not have asked

I dreamed that I was watching a new Scream movie. Two college girls were sitting terrified on a dorm room bed, commenting that they were safe because of the locked doors and windows. Then came soft footsteps from above.

"Oh god," one of them whispered, "he's coming from the ceiling."

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This is a cow

My focus for the next four(+) years is LITERACY. With attacks on public libraries and the Department of Education, literacy is going to be more important than ever in the U.S. What do you think are great organizations and actions to align with in service of spreading literacy and reading?

#ThrowbackSaturday to the second greatest day of my life, I guess, after my wedding or whatever.

Hi! I'm Kat. 👋🏻 Sometimes I write. Mostly I hyperfocus on Pokémon and my emotional support pop star to keep the braying demons of late-stage capitalism at bay. Talk books and cats to me, Bluesky.