LobsterGeoff
@lobstergeoff.bsky.social
Cynical aging millennial trying to enjoy what's left of the culture.
Nerd of many things.
Nerd of many things.
As a former lobster chef, I approve of this message.
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As a former lobster chef, I approve of this message.
That person's getting a raft quesadilla for staff meal.
July 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
That person's getting a raft quesadilla for staff meal.
I read the You roast people line like the hurt syndicate lyric. It vibes
April 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I read the You roast people line like the hurt syndicate lyric. It vibes
Sleep is for the weak, or plane
April 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sleep is for the weak, or plane
Taco Bell Cantina calls to you
April 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Taco Bell Cantina calls to you
The word put brings such joy.
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The word put brings such joy.
I can't stop cringing
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I can't stop cringing
Lol, I meant the gnocchi 😂
March 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lol, I meant the gnocchi 😂
You can half cheat and go from curds to pull your own (sic) if the rennet doesn't work. Used to do that at a cheese shop in the village that no longer exists.
March 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You can half cheat and go from curds to pull your own (sic) if the rennet doesn't work. Used to do that at a cheese shop in the village that no longer exists.
Ricotta or raw dog?
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ricotta or raw dog?
Can't forget the Lobster Gun, it's next door!
March 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Can't forget the Lobster Gun, it's next door!
Send them out for the bucket of steam!!
March 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Send them out for the bucket of steam!!
Only if you're calling people crumbs as well.
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Only if you're calling people crumbs as well.
A redneck cousin to pizza sauce if you may.
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A redneck cousin to pizza sauce if you may.
Which of the mother sauces is it derived from 😆
February 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Which of the mother sauces is it derived from 😆
The Arena I used to work at famously had a recipe for BBQ sauce that started with one full bottle of Cattleman's BBQ sauce. It's a magical sauce of both origin and creation.
February 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Arena I used to work at famously had a recipe for BBQ sauce that started with one full bottle of Cattleman's BBQ sauce. It's a magical sauce of both origin and creation.
Seems to be lacking that ooey gooey feeling.
Stg thought it was espresso grounds
Stg thought it was espresso grounds
February 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Seems to be lacking that ooey gooey feeling.
Stg thought it was espresso grounds
Stg thought it was espresso grounds
Wasn't my fault. It was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Wasn't my fault. It was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain
On that OG HBK WrestleMania X heel run energy. Unstoppable.
February 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
On that OG HBK WrestleMania X heel run energy. Unstoppable.
Sending all the mid service good vibes, wishing you the smoothest of finishes. They better have been taking care of you in the beverage department.
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sending all the mid service good vibes, wishing you the smoothest of finishes. They better have been taking care of you in the beverage department.
Did you give him the Fancy Catsup for dipping?
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did you give him the Fancy Catsup for dipping?
Blessings on blessings
January 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Blessings on blessings
Of what little culture is left in this city, it makes me happy that the Chinatown crawl still exists
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Of what little culture is left in this city, it makes me happy that the Chinatown crawl still exists