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lobster667.bsky.social
Rakel
@lobster667.bsky.social
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Queer mess. Amateur poet & gamer. She/Her. Talks (shit) about gender, games&politics.
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Sorry poor innocent Spheal Posting account my timeline is too sinful and horny for cutesy stuff like this
A screenshot of a Bluesky timeline with a "He's reading the post below" with an arrow down and a Spheal pokemon looking down at the post under it. The post under it is a very horny post with drawings of vampires.
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I found the Uma that is going to be my brainworm and it is Mejiro "I've never been as pretty as my sister so I embraced being muscly but I actually really want to be a lady", "Definitely a trans story" Ryan and her hot spring getaway scene just murdered me in cold blood.
A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby of the "Hot Spring Getaway" bonus scenes with the trainee Mejiro Ryan where she is in a dress with triple necklaces and saying "It feels like... my body is finally a reflection of who I really am."
August 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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If a woman looked at me like this IRL and told me I could be her "guinea pig" I would -ERROR-
Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume looked directly at the camera, one hand under her chin like she is planning mischief
July 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Haha whoops
A network visualization of the affinity relations between the horsegirls in Umamusume Pretty Derby
July 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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easiest crossword clue in the world when you know @malachiteos.bsky.social
A crossword clue (from Puzzmo) that reads "Fiendish little laugh", filled out to "hehe"
July 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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got back into drafting this set (FFIX is my favourite game from my childhood!) and got to draft this number today.
7-0'd without ever untapping with Vivi, but Firion got to really put some people in the dirt, and GF Cerberus + Choco-Comet killed two people outright @fireshoes.bsky.social
A Magic: The Gathering draft deck from the Final Fantasy set. The deck is blue-red with a first-picked Vivi Ornitier. It plays 16 lands including a tapped dual land, and has Magic Dampener, 2x Blazing Bomb, 2x Thunder Magic, Dreams of Laguna, Ice Magic, Sahagin, 2x Red Mage's Rapier, Summon: Brynhildr, Suplex, 2x Choco-Comet, Quistes Trepe, Firion Wild Rose Warrior, Samurai's Katana, Vivi Ornitier, 2x Retrieve the Esper, Call the Mountain Chocobo, 2x Warrior's Sword and Summon: G.F. Cerberus as its spells.
June 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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picking poker up a bit again and managed to 35x a small buyin yesterday coming 2nd (of 372) after RUNNING the FT then RUNNING IT DOWN heads up against a Brazilian who had my number. Rereading some @daraokearney.bsky.social top of the line tips & theory before getting back out there
A header from Dara's book "GTO Poker Simplified" reading, "Chapter 3: Your value bets drive your actions"
June 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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went for a second Bazaar run today, managed to build an even more ridiculous Katana board...
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is an end screen of a 10-win run. The board is silver Figurehead, diamond Crow's Nest, silver Shadow Cloak, silver Katana (218 damage), diamond Heavy Silencer. The most notable skill is one that charges an item one second when you slow; the Katana is the only charge-able item and has a 1.1 second cooldown, and the Silencer slows whenever the Katana is used, resulting in nearly-instant reactivation of the Katana. A lot of the other skills boost damage, including when using a weapon, and when hasting an already hasted weapon. The same screenshot as previously but with "helpful" explanations of the same things explained in the previous alt text spelled out and drawn onto the image.
May 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Trashy Vanessa girl never puts away shitty Katana, wears Knee Brace when crossing the finish line. The NorthernLion school of Bazaar, taken to the extreme. ( @yoman5.bsky.social )
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar", it is from the end of the fight for the tenth win, on day 12, against a very powerful Pygmalien board. The Vanessa board is diamond deadly Crow's Nest, silver Shadow Cloak, bronze(!) Obsidian Katana, diamond Toxic Silencer, gold Knee Brace, and Spices. Skills are diamond Strength, diamond +damage if rehasting a weapon, gold Left-Handed, freeze on first haste (and on first burn, to no effect!)
May 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Most nonsense clean 10-0 I've had in A WHILE. Sometimes Orange Julian shows up on day two, goes in the trunk, and then comes out to play later (and sometimes you get to buy an Obsidian upgrade to a Blowpipe that's already obscene).
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is an end screen from a perfect 10-victory run with the Vanessa hero. The board includes a silver Fiery Cutlass, gold Zoarcid, silver Orange Julian, diamond Obsidian Blowpipe, gold Shark Claws, gold Butterfly Swords and gold Shielded Vanessa's Amulet. Skills include crit and damage skills as well as slow on combat start, health whenever you buy weapons, and a poison skill.
May 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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first Mak run after hotfix, almost got there, I continue to be a slow merchant and absolutely high roll on skills @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is the end screen of a 9 win run. The board is Diamond Restorative Fireflies, Silver Smelling Salts, Silver Incense, Gold Heavy Runic Potion, Gold Prismatic Ruby, Heavy Philosopher's Stone, Gold Restorative Thurible, Diamond Heavy Hourglass, Diamond Toxic Refractor. The skills include Diamond haste weapon when slow, Shield when using item, Diamond charge healing item when slow, Gold Crit, Gold charge poison when slow, Silver slow when rightmost, Silver heal crit, Silver monster regen for each nonweapon, and burn, heal, crit and ammo skills.
April 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Board at the end of day 4 in the Mak Mirror Match trenches. This is so silly @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar" of a board with the new hero, Mak, at the end of day 4. It is a full level 5 board of poison/regen items including Hemlock, Quill and Ink (with no weapons), Black Rose, Venomander, Emerald and Quicksilver as well as a Philosopher's Stone, Myrrh and an Hourglass, all of silver quality.
April 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Very good lil paillette bushion my aunt has lying around on the couch
a cushion with the illustration of a unicorn. It has paillettes that can be two different colours; the mane is pink / teal, the colours of the trans flag
March 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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figured out how to win on Dooley @yoman5.bsky.social 💽
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". The board is Diamond Healthy Monitor Lizard, three Gold Nanobots, two Silver Nanobots, a Diamond DJ Rob0t, and a Gold Toxic First Aiden. The skills include a lot of crit skills as well as damage skills and a rightmost poison skill.
March 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Started Shielded Catfish, waited for a Water Wheel most of the run but ended up just doing the perfect run without it @yoman5.bsky.social 😅
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar", it's the end screen of a perfect 10 wins in 10 days run. The board is Gold Shielded Catfish, Gold Mantis Shrimp, Gold Holsters, Diamond Heavy Primordial Depth Charge, Gold Jellyfish, Gold Diving Weights, Diamond Clamera, Gold Dock Ropes. The skills include +2 ammo, freeze on first slow, aquatic CDR and poison, fire and damage skills.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Third set in a row, had to go sicko mode to beat the buzzer but we got there. Spent a lot of time with @frodanblue.bsky.social on the second monitor just locking in so maybe I'm ready for the next set now.
A "Promoted to Master" screen from ranked Teamfight Tactics
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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- Boulder-less Boulder pivot AKA finding a Diamond Powder Keg in a shop and being like "now where did I put my Lighter?!" @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is of a 10-win end screen, with a board of Gold Turbo Double Barrel, Gold Star Chart, Diamond Obsidian Powder Keg, Diamond Obsidian Pop Snappers, Gold Volcanic Vents, Gold Lighter. The skills include Diamond left burn, two Diamond Crit skills, Lord Arken's Diamond skill, "Whenever you use leftmost, burn", Small Diamond CDR, slow on dropping to 50%, and weapon damage skills.
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Thought this would pop OFF after stabilizing me on D6 but once you get to day 14 it turns out opponents are also completely cracked, so I got stopped before even hitting 7th win, but *damn* did I have fun getting there (Fiery Ambergris start, cashed out big at a Slow Merchant). @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is at the end of a 6-win run. The board is Heavy Shipwreck, Diamond Fiery Pearl, Silver Mantis Shrimp, Silver Zoarcid, IllusoRay, Diamond Heavy Darkwater Anglerfish, Diamond Shiny Clamera. Skills include Diamond Shielding, Diamond crit and a bunch of other crit, burn and shield skills as well as haste aquatics.
March 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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- Obsidian Silencer start is some real nonsense. Souped this Submersible up with enough CDR that when Reel It In triggers it's <1S and so if the attack charges it 1s (first five activations) it immediately goes again. @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It's the end screen of a 10-win run, and the board is Gold Restorative Crow's Nest, Silver Figurehead, Gold Swash Buckle, Gold Obsidian Submersible and Diamond Obsidian Silencer. Skills include diamond freeze on crit, diamond Reel em in, charge an item 1s the first 5 times you use a weapon, crit and weapon damage as well as +10 regen for each non-weapon.
March 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Noted Weather Glass enthusiast experiments with Gold Skill opener, gets offered +9 burn on rightmost, result inevitable. @yoman5.bsky.social
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It is a 10-win board of Silver Dock Lines, Silver Volcanic Vents, Gold Fire Claw, Gold Catfish, Silver Yeti Crab and Diamond Shielded Weather Glass. The skills include Diamond +burn on right, the Dragon skill that adds 10 burn when you use a medium item, +1 burn whenever you use burn items, and crit, freeze and poison skills.
March 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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New dragon to chase @yoman5.bsky.social , Burning Tropical Isle burns whenever you slow AND makes burning fruit that have the Cinder text (+2 burn to leftmost when sold). It spirals out of control FAST. Hit it with one life left at 3 wins and got to 8 before being stopped by an Atlatl Pyg.
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar" of an 8-win board. The board is Gold Heavy Honing Steel, Gold Toxic Submersible, Diamond Fiery Tropical Island, Diamond Fiery Dock Ropes, Diamond Clamera, and Diamond Fire Ruby. The Tropical Island has 87 burn. The skills are all over the place but feature lots of crit items as well as rewards for only having one weapon.
March 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Weather Glass Merchant sets new record for nonsense in one game: More news at 11 ( @yoman5.bsky.social ). Got stopped at 9 wins against a Pyg with 4K regen but look at this nonsense. Level 24?! (Gold bounty board) Never tried that before
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". Our hero has just lost the last life of their run on day 16, with 9 wins. They are Vanessa with 16 skills including five diamond-level skills, almost 16000 hit points, and a board of Gold Diving Weights (11 ammo), Incendiary Rounds (15 burn), Diamond Toxic Weather Glass, Diamond Deadly Star Chart, Diamond Fiery Pufferfish, and Void Shield. The skills include Diamond +Poison, Diamond Aquatic CD, Diamond left Burn, regen when poisoning, +burn when gaining regen, and lots of haste, freeze and non-weapon crit as well as burn whenever you use the leftmost item.
March 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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jumped into ranked again and had a good time. Growing to really love the Enchanted Item start (and not just because there's always a Weather Glass angle. But also for that reason). ( @yoman5.bsky.social )
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It's an end-of-run screen of a 10-win run with Vanessa. The board is Golden Pearl, Golden Clamera, Deadly Zoarcid, Catfish, Golden Yeti Crab, Golden Healing Weatherglass, Diamond Heavy Figurehead, Golden Shielded Lighter. The skills indluce a lot of skills that care about burn, slow, poison and freeze as well as the Viper Tyrant and Oasis Guardian regen skills.
March 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Also getting the handle on the new Vanessa items, this complete nonsense was the product of an Obsidian Pearl start.
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It's the end of a winning run with Vanessa. The board is Silver Seaweed, Silver Turbo Primordial Depth Charge, Yeti Crab, Gold Pufferfish, Silver Jellyfish, Diamond Obsidian Pearl and Gold Figurehead. The skills include Neophiliac (with Rust), Ammo Stash, damage, poison, haste and shielding bonuses and Stunning Strike and Frostfire as well as Tracer Fire.
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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- first time Pyg btw ( @yoman5.bsky.social )
A screenshot from the game "The Bazaar". It's a 10-win Pyg board (on day 14) with Diamond Belt, Gold Weights, Gold Restorative Jabellian Longbow, Gold Heavy Dog and a Radiant Diamond Lion Cane that deals 5190 damage with 73% crit chance. The stash is open so you can see a Globe and Signet Ring in there, and the hero max HP is 25648. The most prominent skill is Diamond Long Strides, Diamond Keen Eye and Diamond Artillery Spotter.
March 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM