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We know of an ancient practice; the countless promises that were made, and the unending faith placed in them.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We know of an ancient practice; the countless promises that were made, and the unending faith placed in them.
The tree simply reaped from what it sowed.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The tree simply reaped from what it sowed.
Then, where did all the resigned employees go?
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Then, where did all the resigned employees go?
A—All of them are dead? That can’t be true… I worked so hard for them…
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A—All of them are dead? That can’t be true… I worked so hard for them…
It may appear to just be an ordinary grinder, but please be careful. Every Abnormality may not have a reason to exist, but they all have a will to persist.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It may appear to just be an ordinary grinder, but please be careful. Every Abnormality may not have a reason to exist, but they all have a will to persist.
The employees put a perch in Punishing Bird’s Containment Unit because it seemed to be bored.
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The employees put a perch in Punishing Bird’s Containment Unit because it seemed to be bored.
With my infinite hatred, I give you this gift.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
With my infinite hatred, I give you this gift.
Elijah had several brothers, but their wills were broken after being faced with several failures. Elijah was always tired, but she thought if she just worked a little harder, things would work themselves out.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Elijah had several brothers, but their wills were broken after being faced with several failures. Elijah was always tired, but she thought if she just worked a little harder, things would work themselves out.
In the name of Love and Justice~ Here comes Magical Girl!
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In the name of Love and Justice~ Here comes Magical Girl!
It's a good day! Are you still shy today?
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's a good day! Are you still shy today?
We know of an ancient practice; the countless promises that were made, and the unending faith placed in them.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We know of an ancient practice; the countless promises that were made, and the unending faith placed in them.
The moment the conductor opens the score, the performers read the conductor's eyes, actions, and aura to see if the person is worthy to lead them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The moment the conductor opens the score, the performers read the conductor's eyes, actions, and aura to see if the person is worthy to lead them.
Standard Training-Dummy Rabbit is thinking about the center of the Earth.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Standard Training-Dummy Rabbit is thinking about the center of the Earth.
Safety’s been wiped out. If there’s anything you want to say, I can listen.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Safety’s been wiped out. If there’s anything you want to say, I can listen.
(Omitted) Three bodies were found in the Abnormality's Containment Unit. The Abnormality lost all memory of the incident afterward.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
(Omitted) Three bodies were found in the Abnormality's Containment Unit. The Abnormality lost all memory of the incident afterward.
A heart without an owner; it still beats even after being removed from its body.
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A heart without an owner; it still beats even after being removed from its body.
A—All of them are dead? That can’t be true… I worked so hard for them…
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A—All of them are dead? That can’t be true… I worked so hard for them…
A conductor's skill can be determined within 5 minutes at the podium.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A conductor's skill can be determined within 5 minutes at the podium.
Oh, and Porccubus doesn't show any aggression, unlike your speculation. It didn't eat us or bite our heads off or anything. All the corpses were smiling... happily? That's all.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oh, and Porccubus doesn't show any aggression, unlike your speculation. It didn't eat us or bite our heads off or anything. All the corpses were smiling... happily? That's all.
In fact, the bird was once an even-handed justiciar. Its scale would never neglect the weight of even the smallest sin. The long bird made a scale that was capable of weighing any sin to maintain the peace of the forest.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In fact, the bird was once an even-handed justiciar. Its scale would never neglect the weight of even the smallest sin. The long bird made a scale that was capable of weighing any sin to maintain the peace of the forest.
However, the world is more than simply warmth and light.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
However, the world is more than simply warmth and light.
If you make an attempt with an austere heart devoid of desire or expectation, however, you may receive an unexpected reward.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If you make an attempt with an austere heart devoid of desire or expectation, however, you may receive an unexpected reward.
...and my dear employees, I do hope you all put on the gas masks we distributed to you before we enter.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
...and my dear employees, I do hope you all put on the gas masks we distributed to you before we enter.
One day, it spoke to me. 'I remember you. You were a kindhearted person.' The moment I heard it, I was seized by the urge to destroy what I had created with my own hands.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One day, it spoke to me. 'I remember you. You were a kindhearted person.' The moment I heard it, I was seized by the urge to destroy what I had created with my own hands.
She was so sad that she had to leave her dear friends behind, so she came up with a brilliant idea!
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
She was so sad that she had to leave her dear friends behind, so she came up with a brilliant idea!