I say this time and time again, I really hate the process of applying to jobs, literally the worst part about jobs in general

Ooohh I hate sleep, why does it have to be so complicated

Everytime I listen to Paranoid by Black Sabbath, I feel like the tempo changes just slightly faster or slower each day

THEY SELL DR PEPPER BLACKBERRY AS INDIVIDUAL BOTTLES NOW, LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!

Kinda woke up an hour ago and I wanted to eat my leftover nuggets. Without thinking, I squirted lotion on one of them thinking it was the honey mustard

There’s this tiktok I remember where a guy goes “Pink Floyd? More like Stink Floyd” and it abruptly cuts to him staring off into the distance while The Great Gig in the Sky plays. I wish I had the video but I can’t find it anywhere

I can’t stop thinking about David Bowie’s “The Man Who Sold the World” album

They finally arrived, this is the coolest shit ever!

Oh shit, forgot I have this app. Idfk, look at this cat