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@loam.bsky.social
He/him, 31
I play the games. I have weird birds. I think you're cool.
I play the games. I have weird birds. I think you're cool.
RIP to this nerd, his H.P. reached 0 :(
Paying homage to my favorite author rest in peace howard u were a real one 🙏 🙏 🙏 @attbat.bsky.social @loam.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
RIP to this nerd, his H.P. reached 0 :(
You got me wrapped around your donger. Dyuhav2letitlonger
November 6, 2023 at 5:52 AM
You got me wrapped around your donger. Dyuhav2letitlonger
I am at a restaurant. Yum yum.
October 28, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I am at a restaurant. Yum yum.
I'm a digital phr34k. Not no analog bytch. EPA tested the air quality around the world and fucking rejoiced. It's caked with my radio waves. Do U even kno how fibre optics work?
October 13, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I'm a digital phr34k. Not no analog bytch. EPA tested the air quality around the world and fucking rejoiced. It's caked with my radio waves. Do U even kno how fibre optics work?
"Do not fear, I am wetting the affected areas." (proper firefighter saying)
"Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version)
"Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version)
October 5, 2023 at 12:57 PM
"Do not fear, I am wetting the affected areas." (proper firefighter saying)
"Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version)
"Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version)
Can it wait? I'm re-crangling the central borgletron switchboard (Sci fi joke)
October 4, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Can it wait? I'm re-crangling the central borgletron switchboard (Sci fi joke)
Yooo, I bought one of these in 2010. It chews the coins down with haunting motion.
September 30, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Yooo, I bought one of these in 2010. It chews the coins down with haunting motion.
Everyone always talks about how Space Jam made a generation of furries by sexualizing the lady bunny.
When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene?
When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene?
September 23, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Everyone always talks about how Space Jam made a generation of furries by sexualizing the lady bunny.
When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene?
When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene?
The foreskin should be renamed the veinguard (veiny vanguard) (shout-out @diisastriid.bsky.social for always reminding me that "vanguard" means in front)
September 22, 2023 at 8:41 AM
The foreskin should be renamed the veinguard (veiny vanguard) (shout-out @diisastriid.bsky.social for always reminding me that "vanguard" means in front)
made my grease more pronounced
September 19, 2023 at 7:46 AM
made my grease more pronounced
ALERT!! If you are reading this, damn it's great that you exist.
September 19, 2023 at 7:41 AM
ALERT!! If you are reading this, damn it's great that you exist.
Two Sentence Horror:
She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package.
A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!"
(The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻)
She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package.
A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!"
(The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻)
September 10, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Two Sentence Horror:
She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package.
A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!"
(The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻)
She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package.
A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!"
(The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻)
the ups uniform is the paper lunchbag of the human labor spirit
September 10, 2023 at 7:20 AM
the ups uniform is the paper lunchbag of the human labor spirit
Whoever just assassinated Mr. Mouth, know that it was completely unnecessary. That won't stop the "All Star" mashups. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they
September 4, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Whoever just assassinated Mr. Mouth, know that it was completely unnecessary. That won't stop the "All Star" mashups. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they
Scrambling to find a salt-shaker while surrounded by endless amounts of sea salt. Jimmy wrote an apt analogy of the bizarre scale of wealth inequality here on Earth. May he escape this fragile fool's game in paradise.
September 2, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Scrambling to find a salt-shaker while surrounded by endless amounts of sea salt. Jimmy wrote an apt analogy of the bizarre scale of wealth inequality here on Earth. May he escape this fragile fool's game in paradise.
Went to Dunkin at 6PM and got my beans and creams.
August 28, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Went to Dunkin at 6PM and got my beans and creams.
Careful with Those Eggs, Eugene
August 24, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Careful with Those Eggs, Eugene