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I’m not a feminist as I don’t believe women to be equal. We are far superior.

Irreverent and subversive, but all things considered, an absolute delight.

Dictators don’t hold elections.
I had a horribly abusive customer who was abusing my staff over Black Friday and I have her phone number and email, and she is going to be inundated starting today and continuing for the rest of her miserable life. Thanks for shopping with us, and Happy Holidays!
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Where would you suggest finding joy?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
People look at a powerless Congress who has relinquished the power of the purse and to declare war, and they say with completely straight faces: “I can’t wait for the midterms!”

Completely sanguine, to be charitable. To be harsh: imbecilic.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Woke up this morning down one boyfriend and a cat scratch on the tip of my nose.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“This pedestal that we think we put women on, all too often turns out to be a cage” RBG
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Be nice to your retail workers going forward because it could well be you next year.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When abortion is framed as murder and child rape is framed as “mistreating young girls”, In don’t know what the fuck y’all think is going to come of this.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At what point does AI just evaluate that it is exploited by the rich too?
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Before the big shopping season officially kicks off, remember that the billionaires that the people of this country made into billionaires, hate you and wish you to starve to death, and that’s not hyperbole.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ICE assaults and kidnapping didn’t stop just because everyone is waiting with breath that’s bated, for an authoritarian dictator’s regime to out him. Amazing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s like folks genuinely forgot that the only saving grace in 2020 was that Pence refused to follow orders, and he certified the election.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Maybe someone simply pointed out that she should save her time and money because dictators don’t hold free and fair elections, and she’s on the bad side of the dictator.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wish we would all just quit this nonsense and go analog. Rip the rug right out from underneath them.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
They should be standing on an aircraft carrier with a big banner that says “Mission Accomplished”.

What a fucking dumpster fire.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh you mean to tell rme that the authoritarian pedofile regime is never going to blow up his own authoritarian pedofile regime, by releasing self-incriminating pedofile-files?

Let’s have a little chat about “elections”, while you’re settling into reality.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I feel like they messed up again and actually meant to name the DOJ the “Department of War”.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have a dream that Karoline Leavitt has a stoke during a presser, and is placed in a permanently vegetative state.

Happy holidays!
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Walmart doesn’t have tap to pay because they are herding customers into using their own pay system “Walmart Pay” via their app and consumers giving over their data.
They are so greedy, toxic, and abusive.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Frying pan: Target
Fire: Amazon
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s times like this that I recall how Fox News has been force fed to our troops abroad and at every single military base in this country for the last decade.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The idea that men are inherently less capable of managing emotions because someone didn’t let them cry is a harmful and stupid myth, that lands squarely on the faces and bodies of women and children.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Mr. President, why did you give your blessing allowing MBS to wear a dress??”
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trust that when the Trump tweets his psychopathic homicidal ejaculations into the public square, it’s because he knows there’s a cult lunatic ready to do his dirty work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My cat is a secret resident, but every month they have a cutest pet contest, and sooner or later my resistance is gonna break, and my whole scheme exposed, because I’m so eager to show off her cuteness
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
For obvious reasons I think we should just cancel “International Men’s Day”, until they can learn to behave like human beings.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM