The only account that I follow and who is not an irl friend is the Onion, because that's really all the news I need to hear period

Long distance gymbro accidentally made me realise today that I have been doing 40kgs low rows – not just 20kgs – because I was stuck in girl maths all along 🫡

In latest news of Disabled Gym Progress: 🔓 20kgs hip thrusts with bilateral hip prostheses + new round of homemade 🍏🥒🫒🌿 juice

hello 🌞