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Ellen (L.N.) Clarke
@lnclarke.com
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Video Game Production Director, SFF Writer, Artist, Programmer, Puzzle Lover. (she/her) Opinions are my own.
Get my silly book here! https://books2read.com/htfafs
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Lol lmao omg (sound on)

#chickensky
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Heard a huge crash and came running to find… this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Trunk or treat night!
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Screenshot of Red Green (bearded man in flannel and red and green suspenders) saying “Keep ypur stick on the ice and remember: I’m pulling for ya. We’re all in this together.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Just completely surprised and honored to learn my story He Who Ruined Everything has won Best Weird Humor in the Strangies! Thanks so much to @drabblecast.bsky.social and the Drabblecast community! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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An image from the Drabblecast 2025 Strangies that says Best Weird Humor and has the super cool Drabblecast logo in white and green featuring a spooky tentacle. So cool!
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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🤭
Photo of the front of a men’s wearhouse store with lights on the sign burned out so it just says swearhouse.
October 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Halloween nonsense…
Photo of a white ball with round mesh eyes and cardboard spikes and cat ears Photo of a round white ball with white ears, eyes, and fur spikes The round white ball has become a mask with cartoon eyes drawn on - Wenda Sprunki
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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They’re only noodles, Michael.
Photo of a month old silkie chicken. It’s all white with puffy feathers on its head that resemble Kiefer Sutherland’s mullet in The Lost Boys.
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ridiculous.

#backyardchickens #chickensky
September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Taking this as an autumnal sign that I was not meant to go this direction. (And that nothing can replace real WED clay)

Apologies, this means I am going to get MUCH craftier on here in coming days. I have a Halloween costume and trunk-or-teat for the kid to complete, and a book cover to design.
A clay gothic rose window that has dried and crumbled apart, like a massive dry snowflake on a table.
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Fluffiness will continue until morale improves.
Photo of two extremely fluffy cream-white Silkie chicks. They look like balls of fur with eyes and beaks.
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"
Peter Weller in Buckaroo Banzai (Man with brown hair in a blazer) wears “Hologram Viewers” that are just bubble wrap with eyeholes.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Darrell Hammond pretending to be Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live - Man with white hair and beard with brown eyebrows and mustache wearing a brown blazer and black shirt.
September 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Fluffiness intensifies
White silkie chick on a desk. It has white fluff on its body and feet. It looks at the camera with big round black eyes.
September 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Feeets

#backyardchickens
A hand holding a light yellow silkie chick with feathered feet
August 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Peeps!

#backyardchickens
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Nonsense continues
Photo of a gothic rose window made of clay and set on a piece of damp paper with printed patterns on it
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Drinking the random thing I hope is a tea pyramid from the bottom of the con swag bag. If I suddenly vanish, this is why. 😂
Photo of two characters from the movie Real Genius. Gavriel Jarrett on the left is a young brunette boy in a striped shirt and jeans, Val Kilmer on the right is a blonde in a white graphic tee and button-down overshirt. They are sitting on the ground and Val is saying “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said “I drank what?””
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Up to some nonsense today
Image of a table where a white clay gothic rose window design is being built atop a printed design. Various clay tools are scattered around.
August 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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How it's going.

#backyardchickens
4-panel GRU meme where he's sharing a plan. In the 4th panel he's looking at the plan with concern. The 4 panels say: put fake eggs in nesting boxes to fool egg eating hen add hot sauce to eggs to make them icky all boxes fill with broody hens all boxes fill with broody hens
August 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I STOLE* BHARADWAJ’S SOAP!

*purchased on ebay

This delights me. It’s like owning the Buckaroo Bonsai watermelon 😂

#murderbot
Photo of a bar of prop soap that is a square made of many hexagons. A certificate of authenticity is below it on the table
August 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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You’ll never guess which hen escaped my clutches midway through her bath. #chickens #backyardhens
Photo of two roos and 4 hens standing around food bins and a crow statue. The red hen has bubbles on her legs and beak.
July 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Book Mail Book Mail!!!
Photo of the book “The Memory Hunters” by Mia Tsai
July 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Wanna feel old?

It's been NINE YEARS since the LAST time a corporate AI chatbot exposed to Twitter made headlines by going full n@zi.
Image of TayTweets, a grainy and distorted woman's face made up of blocky pixels. She was a chatbot in 2016 that was attached to twitter and disabled in under a day after twitter trolls taught her to be offensive.
July 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Shame on all of you for not telling me this exists.
Photo of a book called “The Bletchley Riddle” by Ruta Sepetys and Steve Sheinkin. Cover features a teen on a motorcycle in front of a sunset and encoded text
June 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM