if this isn’t where robert pattinson is going in the batman 2 they might as well not even make it

yeah, i had to look it up cause i couldn’t remember the exact story, i just remembered there being some scandal about it. it’s wild!

best part of the bar is our professional cream chargers tho

i wish my backflow incense cones worked better, i like having my mini treebeard smoking buddy

it would be so silly if i actually dressed like this and let beautiful women use me however they want

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apple blossoms

this remains the funniest and best payment i’ve received for giving my coworker a ride

i think this tracks

this might be silly but i’m really happy that i have this lego dog, i know they made it for the hawkeye show but it’s literally my childhood dog and i just didn’t expect them to make a one-eyed golden retriever

like i wish i liked the way i look, i want to enjoy showing up in pictures

i do at least want to try to be somewhat positive today so here’s my favorite of my lego sets, the orient express

have realized that i don’t even remember the last time i got a haircut at this point and i know i probably should but they always cut it too short and i hate how i look with short hair

growing up, my allergies meant that my old dog had to stay downstairs, so it always makes me happy when harper comes upstairs to hang with me