No Blood Forest in the White House holiday decor this year, though, wait a minute -
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No Blood Forest in the White House holiday decor this year, though, wait a minute -
Happy holidays, hail Paimon, &c
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy holidays, hail Paimon, &c
Friendsgiving intrigue! The candle I lit & left in our bathroom became a FIRE POT after a short career of burning normally; the entire surface was 4” flames. I blew it out & left the room for a second; it was so hot that when I returned it had RE-LIT ITSELF. It was, amusingly, an A24 candle
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Friendsgiving intrigue! The candle I lit & left in our bathroom became a FIRE POT after a short career of burning normally; the entire surface was 4” flames. I blew it out & left the room for a second; it was so hot that when I returned it had RE-LIT ITSELF. It was, amusingly, an A24 candle
Post a female character you love.
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Post a female character you love.
Some #Caturday science: Here’s my seal point Siamese rescue, Matty, last August (when it was hot as balls in the city & he was about to be diagnosed with mild hyperthyroid) vs now, 7 mos after resolving his condition. Pointed cats change color like whoa! Also: radioiodine treatment is worth the $$$.
May 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some #Caturday science: Here’s my seal point Siamese rescue, Matty, last August (when it was hot as balls in the city & he was about to be diagnosed with mild hyperthyroid) vs now, 7 mos after resolving his condition. Pointed cats change color like whoa! Also: radioiodine treatment is worth the $$$.
I made a sign in my hotel bathroom.
April 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I made a sign in my hotel bathroom.
There were 700 of us in Lisbon! Expats came in from all over Portugal!
April 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There were 700 of us in Lisbon! Expats came in from all over Portugal!
Harry Potter (derogatory)
April 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Harry Potter (derogatory)
The ferrets have agreed to a ceasefire.
March 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The ferrets have agreed to a ceasefire.
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Local Kid Says The Quiet Part Out Loud RE: Bodega Cat
![A plexiglas display with Kinder eggs and gum at an NYC corner store feature’s a kid’s colored-marker drawing of three stick figures and a cat in this same spot and reads, TAAVI CAT LUCY / LUCY IS THE CUTEST CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN [said cat, not pictured, has marbled grey and white fur and is indeed devastatingly adorable]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ybn6gzxavmcgofz7wuftkqne/bafkreihs35i4oxxs7i5nlvqndukf7r5sm4lgwyyddwmqtby3wiey6mgv3i@jpeg)
January 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Local Kid Says The Quiet Part Out Loud RE: Bodega Cat
These are my wee lapis and big old labradorite orbs. Is it kind of basic to enjoy orbs? Yes. Is it unspeakably comforting to heft an orb while you pace your apartment and stew? Also yes. I’m not woo-woo about them but one does know by feel when one’s got A Good ‘Un
January 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
These are my wee lapis and big old labradorite orbs. Is it kind of basic to enjoy orbs? Yes. Is it unspeakably comforting to heft an orb while you pace your apartment and stew? Also yes. I’m not woo-woo about them but one does know by feel when one’s got A Good ‘Un
Here’s one of my favorite rocks! It was a gift from my dad, and looks like a little pocket palace in interplanetary winter. I can show you some more if you like.
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Here’s one of my favorite rocks! It was a gift from my dad, and looks like a little pocket palace in interplanetary winter. I can show you some more if you like.
My End Times Self Care regimen is running while playing Pokémon Go, please enjoy my new maxed shadow hundo Gyarados.
January 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My End Times Self Care regimen is running while playing Pokémon Go, please enjoy my new maxed shadow hundo Gyarados.
It’s 6pm, Chris. They should have sent a poet.
January 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s 6pm, Chris. They should have sent a poet.
Happy new year! Thirty years ago last night, my high school boyfriend’s mother made me sleep in the living room under the Christmas tree so I wouldn’t corrupt her son before we all went to the Rose Parade.
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy new year! Thirty years ago last night, my high school boyfriend’s mother made me sleep in the living room under the Christmas tree so I wouldn’t corrupt her son before we all went to the Rose Parade.
…and my word, the NYE i didn’t know i needed!
January 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
…and my word, the NYE i didn’t know i needed!
my dream scenario is nathan crowley, the production designer, teaming up with robert eggers to adapt NORTH WOODS and somehow achieving an authentic time-lapse development of Osgood's Wonder. let's span some centuries, gentlemen!
December 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
my dream scenario is nathan crowley, the production designer, teaming up with robert eggers to adapt NORTH WOODS and somehow achieving an authentic time-lapse development of Osgood's Wonder. let's span some centuries, gentlemen!
Ye “office,” 2024. Usually a surprisingly good place to work, but both the street below and the apartment above me have been under violent and inefficient construction since the dawn of time. #writing
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Ye “office,” 2024. Usually a surprisingly good place to work, but both the street below and the apartment above me have been under violent and inefficient construction since the dawn of time. #writing