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EideticAutistiCalifragalistic
@lmfao.wtf
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My opinions are my own.

Parent, spouse, reader, gamer, in that order.

24 hour worker (at times) of all things data, compute, code and networking. Been at it for 40 years and not slowing down. Currently in predictive AI. No I will not fix your computer.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Let the right one in movie poster.
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Ocean is polluted enough already. Just put him in a 50 gallon drum and seal him in with the nuclear waste in concrete bunker.
Image describing methods of nuclear waste disposal.
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Have you seen?
Movie poster for “Together”.
September 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Twilight Zone nailed it.
The organization needs a martyr. How do you find a martyr? You do not find one, Mr. Vollmer. You choose one. You take one of no value, and you make him into a symbol. You wrap him in a flag, and you make his death work for you. Find a man who is of no value while he's alive but who can serve you when he's dead.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Alt text added.
Weird how Republicans can link Tylenol to autism with no evidence but can't see the link between guns and mass shootings despite a mountain of evidence. @covie _ 93 BRIAN TYLER COHEN
September 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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FIFY
I'm so tired of him. I'm so tired of him. I'm tired of people pretending he's not an idiot. I'm tired of his lies. I'm tired of his sickening amorality. I'm tired of his face, his voice, his smirk. I'm tired of his inability to say even one thing remotely kind or humble or appropriate, ever. So tired.
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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No notes. Except, maybe alt text your posts?

It’s quick and easy.
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot If you can't tell the difference between hate speech and speaking against hate, you're probably a Republican.
September 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Humorous picture claiming planes fly because magic.
September 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Really not liking this new Charlie Kirk show…
Angry talk show host from V for Vendetta.
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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He’s what you’d call a meme lord. The statement on the right is what he put on the first bullet.

Specifically the last bit.
Meme used by Tyler Robinson.
September 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Just an average kid seems like.
Tyler Robinson and his dad.
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Suspect Tyler Robinson who turned himself in last night and his father (individual to Tyler’s right)
Tyler Robinson and his father.
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Alt Text.
Here are the actual facts for those with conveniently short memories. • The man who targeted and killed Democratic state lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark in their home in Minnesota in June was a Trump supporter. • The man charged with the attempted assassination of Pennsylvania's Democratic governor, Josh Shapiro, in April was a Trump supporter. • The man convicted of orchestrating a series of hootings at the homes of four Democratic elected officials in New Mexico in 2022 was a Trump supporter. • The man who tried to kidnap then Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and assaulted her husband, Paul, in 2022 was a Trump supporter. • The men who wanted to hang Mike Pence on Jan 6, 2021, were Trump supporters. • The man who killed the son of Obama-appointed District Judge Esther Salas in 2020 was a Trump supporter. • The men who were convicted of trying to kidnap Michigan's Democratic governor, Gretchen Whitmer, in 2020 were Trump supporters. • The man who sent pipe bombs to the homes of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and other top Democrats in 2018 was a Trump supporter. • The man who killed left-wing activist Heather Heyer after driving his car into a crowd of counter-protesters in Charlottesville in 2017 was a Trump supporter.
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Alt text. Also, some paraphrasing here, but I think that’s ok.
-Gay people should be stoned to death -Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane -Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband -No one should be allowed to retire -Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states -British Colonialism was what "made the world decent" -The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out -Religious freedom should be terminated -Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots" -MLK Jr was "an awful person" -The Great Replacement Theory is reality -Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID -Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid" -Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment -Women's natural place is under their husband's control -Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control -George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't -The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake" -Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates -Mamdani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11 -Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization -Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Reposted with alt text. It’s so easy, everyone should do it. Including the OP.
Aaron Fritschner X.com @Fritschner Everyone trying to use murder as a pretext to persecute perceived enemies before they know a thing about the the killer is saying they don't really care about the killer's identity or motivation, which are incidental and immaterial to the goal of advancing their political agenda.
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Black Executives Network Bryan Walker • Following Visit my website 4h・G Charlie Kirk's assassination has shaken the nation. Leaders condemn the violence, but for Black America, his legacy is not one of unity—it's one of racism. He mocked Juneteenth, questioned the intelligence of Black professionals, and dismissed Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. as "not worthy of a national holiday." He called Black women in leadership "affirmative action picks" and even spread lies about George Floyd's death. Yes, his killing is a tragedy and political violence must never be normalized. But we will not forget the harm his words caused to our communities. His rhetoric fueled division, undermined civil rights, and gave cover to white supremacy. As America mourns, Black America remembers. Because our pain deserves to be remembered, too.
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
When there’s a knock at your door after you’ve been posting anti government memes all day.
September 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Rick roll.
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Buff’s pleasure palace and casino.
August 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Feeling low? Feeling like you’re not a very good person?
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Mood.
Lots of fucks given.
July 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I love seeing things like this and knowing that my reporting of this activity contributes the the label.
Bsky users posts being labeled as “intolerant”.
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The New York Times: Text Message Bubbles with Zehran Mamdani are Green.
July 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Post a pic of you that’s not actually you.
Rick Astley
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM