Loren Bollman (🍊💩 is 🥜🥜)
@lmbollman.bsky.social
Just do the right thing. Be nice, except when dealing with MAGAts who think the FFOTUS is never wrong and never lies.
I worked for a major insurance company for 32 years. I still haven’t read how paying individuals directly is going to force insurance companies to lower the cost of insurance. There is a reason that group insurance is historically cheaper than individual insurance. It’s called spreading the risk.
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I worked for a major insurance company for 32 years. I still haven’t read how paying individuals directly is going to force insurance companies to lower the cost of insurance. There is a reason that group insurance is historically cheaper than individual insurance. It’s called spreading the risk.
She did her research. She really nailed the golden frame decor quite well.
I predict when he puts this in his own frame the wording under the medal will indicate that it was given to him by Maria Machado because she recognized he should have won it instead of her.
I predict when he puts this in his own frame the wording under the medal will indicate that it was given to him by Maria Machado because she recognized he should have won it instead of her.
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
She did her research. She really nailed the golden frame decor quite well.
I predict when he puts this in his own frame the wording under the medal will indicate that it was given to him by Maria Machado because she recognized he should have won it instead of her.
I predict when he puts this in his own frame the wording under the medal will indicate that it was given to him by Maria Machado because she recognized he should have won it instead of her.
The other day he was at 8 and a quarter wars. Now it’s 8.5? Did a couple of more “at peace” countries have another border skirmish last night that he quickly solved with the threat of more tariffs?
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The other day he was at 8 and a quarter wars. Now it’s 8.5? Did a couple of more “at peace” countries have another border skirmish last night that he quickly solved with the threat of more tariffs?
When will CBS change their logo to FOX News Lite?
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
When will CBS change their logo to FOX News Lite?
Put them both up there at the same time, sitting next to each other with their wives sitting behind them in full cringe mode. That way each party can take their pot shots at their adversary. It would be the highest rated live show in the history of television.
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Put them both up there at the same time, sitting next to each other with their wives sitting behind them in full cringe mode. That way each party can take their pot shots at their adversary. It would be the highest rated live show in the history of television.
Asking Grok questions on a classified network should work out spectacularly.
"Hey Grok, give us the pros & cons of firing another missile at the guys hanging onto the remains of the boat we just blew up. Or should we wait until their buddies come rescue them & blow that boat up as well?"
"Hey Grok, give us the pros & cons of firing another missile at the guys hanging onto the remains of the boat we just blew up. Or should we wait until their buddies come rescue them & blow that boat up as well?"
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Asking Grok questions on a classified network should work out spectacularly.
"Hey Grok, give us the pros & cons of firing another missile at the guys hanging onto the remains of the boat we just blew up. Or should we wait until their buddies come rescue them & blow that boat up as well?"
"Hey Grok, give us the pros & cons of firing another missile at the guys hanging onto the remains of the boat we just blew up. Or should we wait until their buddies come rescue them & blow that boat up as well?"
We went to see "The English Patient" based on the rave reviews of the famous movie critics in Chicago at the time. After an excruciating 2 hours and 42 minutes, we walked out of there wondering WTF movie did those guys watch. Or maybe we weren't as cultured as we thought we were.
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We went to see "The English Patient" based on the rave reviews of the famous movie critics in Chicago at the time. After an excruciating 2 hours and 42 minutes, we walked out of there wondering WTF movie did those guys watch. Or maybe we weren't as cultured as we thought we were.
OMG, I kind of paged through it and stopped here and there to read his blathering. It was like reading his Truth Social posts all over again. How those 4 reporters could sit through that without saying "you're f_cking lying again, you crazy lunatic" over and over is amazing.
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
OMG, I kind of paged through it and stopped here and there to read his blathering. It was like reading his Truth Social posts all over again. How those 4 reporters could sit through that without saying "you're f_cking lying again, you crazy lunatic" over and over is amazing.
I can’t wait to see how they monitor how every store in the country that accepts food stamps doubles the amount of whole foods available to recipients. And how does that change the purchasing behavior of the recipients?
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I can’t wait to see how they monitor how every store in the country that accepts food stamps doubles the amount of whole foods available to recipients. And how does that change the purchasing behavior of the recipients?
Since he hasn’t posted his usual lie-filled post-mortem on the meeting where I expected he would now tell us that BIG OIL would be investing TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS in Venezuela, I figured it must not have gone as he expected.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Since he hasn’t posted his usual lie-filled post-mortem on the meeting where I expected he would now tell us that BIG OIL would be investing TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS in Venezuela, I figured it must not have gone as he expected.
Pete Kegseth has been instructed to start planning a secret mission into Norway to kidnap the Nobel Committee.
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Pete Kegseth has been instructed to start planning a secret mission into Norway to kidnap the Nobel Committee.
What's even more hilarious is he thinks he gets to credit himself one quarter of a war stoppage for stopping the restart of a war he thinks he stopped the first time. There is no doubt in my mind that he does not count all of his strokes at golf.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
What's even more hilarious is he thinks he gets to credit himself one quarter of a war stoppage for stopping the restart of a war he thinks he stopped the first time. There is no doubt in my mind that he does not count all of his strokes at golf.
We are blessed with the male version of Susan Collins. He is more evidence that Congress needs a mandatory retirement age. I would not be against him taking a run at Trump’s Cognitive Exam just for the hell of it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
We are blessed with the male version of Susan Collins. He is more evidence that Congress needs a mandatory retirement age. I would not be against him taking a run at Trump’s Cognitive Exam just for the hell of it.
I guess he didn't want to stick around and celebrate his first January 6 with Trump as a member of the Federal Government.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I guess he didn't want to stick around and celebrate his first January 6 with Trump as a member of the Federal Government.
Being on a plane headed to Las Vegas and being in coach greatly increases the odds of bare feet sightings. Good luck.
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Being on a plane headed to Las Vegas and being in coach greatly increases the odds of bare feet sightings. Good luck.
If Zelenskyy did tackle him, he would immediately become the Most Admired Person in the World.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If Zelenskyy did tackle him, he would immediately become the Most Admired Person in the World.
This will give a lot more open dates for Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock to sell out the place.😂🤣😂🤣😂
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This will give a lot more open dates for Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock to sell out the place.😂🤣😂🤣😂
Looking forward to it.......
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December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Looking forward to it.......
His excuse for why the unemployment numbers “tucked up” is because he “ficked up”.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
His excuse for why the unemployment numbers “tucked up” is because he “ficked up”.
They are running out of redaction ink.
Amazon deliveries are running behind due to the holiday rush and Bezos is getting calls from you-know-who-in-the-White-House to not put any CEO pressure on the delivery guys to push this delivery to the front of the line.
Amazon deliveries are running behind due to the holiday rush and Bezos is getting calls from you-know-who-in-the-White-House to not put any CEO pressure on the delivery guys to push this delivery to the front of the line.
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They are running out of redaction ink.
Amazon deliveries are running behind due to the holiday rush and Bezos is getting calls from you-know-who-in-the-White-House to not put any CEO pressure on the delivery guys to push this delivery to the front of the line.
Amazon deliveries are running behind due to the holiday rush and Bezos is getting calls from you-know-who-in-the-White-House to not put any CEO pressure on the delivery guys to push this delivery to the front of the line.
He could have even gone with some level of respect in their total disrespect in the renaming and gone with keeping the original Kennedy name first and called it the Kennedy / Trump Center. But nope, we're going to go right to the front of the line. Last In. First Out. ME. ME. ME.
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He could have even gone with some level of respect in their total disrespect in the renaming and gone with keeping the original Kennedy name first and called it the Kennedy / Trump Center. But nope, we're going to go right to the front of the line. Last In. First Out. ME. ME. ME.
This was like Trump reading his "Top Fifty Wildest Truth Social Posts" as fast as possible.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This was like Trump reading his "Top Fifty Wildest Truth Social Posts" as fast as possible.
I rewatched the last episode of Season 1 to refresh my memory for watching Season 2 and I was pretty sure she died in that chair as everybody went their ways as the lights went on. Maybe I have to watch the last 10 minutes of that episode again.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I rewatched the last episode of Season 1 to refresh my memory for watching Season 2 and I was pretty sure she died in that chair as everybody went their ways as the lights went on. Maybe I have to watch the last 10 minutes of that episode again.
We just watched somebody say the longest run-on sentence in history.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We just watched somebody say the longest run-on sentence in history.
You’re going to need lots of people and a whole lot of air time for the fact checking segments.
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You’re going to need lots of people and a whole lot of air time for the fact checking segments.