LmaoMayo
@lmaomayo.bsky.social
23 | F | 🏳️⚧️
hi this is my bio :) uhh you should be my follower because… I have 15 shark squish mellows and uh… well that’s about it. and like a bed and stuff. and a tv.
hi this is my bio :) uhh you should be my follower because… I have 15 shark squish mellows and uh… well that’s about it. and like a bed and stuff. and a tv.
I fr have a package arriving in a week that will change my whole life holy peak
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I fr have a package arriving in a week that will change my whole life holy peak
Laying in bed with my cat, feeling like I might actually make it T^T
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Laying in bed with my cat, feeling like I might actually make it T^T
i should be the lead in a movie about how bad it is to repress being a woman for 10 years, but it’s based on me so i just bedrot and date chasers the whole time
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i should be the lead in a movie about how bad it is to repress being a woman for 10 years, but it’s based on me so i just bedrot and date chasers the whole time
I think I might be trans? I think I might have felt the need to be in a relationship at all times partially as coping mechanism for this?
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I think I might be trans? I think I might have felt the need to be in a relationship at all times partially as coping mechanism for this?
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that new terraria dog collar got me acting real normal
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
that new terraria dog collar got me acting real normal
sometimes i forget that i have the anime girl tooth irl until using a straw hurts me.
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
sometimes i forget that i have the anime girl tooth irl until using a straw hurts me.
reaaaally wishing i had someone to pet me and put me in a collar rn… do not like being single :c
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 AM
reaaaally wishing i had someone to pet me and put me in a collar rn… do not like being single :c
why can’t i stick a thumb drive of anatomy knowledge into my neck and get to the part where im can do fun stuff????
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 AM
why can’t i stick a thumb drive of anatomy knowledge into my neck and get to the part where im can do fun stuff????
x is the worst but man i feel like post visibility on here is rough… i like sharing my rand thoughts but shouting them into the void is a sad feeling :c
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 AM
x is the worst but man i feel like post visibility on here is rough… i like sharing my rand thoughts but shouting them into the void is a sad feeling :c
habibis (one is on my couch and two tiny ones are at my old apartment, leaving a current count of 14!!!! (still sayin 15 cus it’s a better number))
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
habibis (one is on my couch and two tiny ones are at my old apartment, leaving a current count of 14!!!! (still sayin 15 cus it’s a better number))
i don’t MEAN to be a brat, it’s just a gut instinct :(
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
i don’t MEAN to be a brat, it’s just a gut instinct :(
i am too ditzy for this world 😞
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i am too ditzy for this world 😞
nobody tells you the hard part of being single is how boring everything is T-T who do i bug 24/7 about my hyperfixations now??? WHO WILL KNOW MY FUN FACTS???
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
nobody tells you the hard part of being single is how boring everything is T-T who do i bug 24/7 about my hyperfixations now??? WHO WILL KNOW MY FUN FACTS???
i don’t like the import contacts button… someone please make it stop showing up it terrifies me
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
i don’t like the import contacts button… someone please make it stop showing up it terrifies me
i have been without youtube premium for 1 (one) week and i’m now listening to an old guy preach instead of my funni binding of isaac man gaming.
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i have been without youtube premium for 1 (one) week and i’m now listening to an old guy preach instead of my funni binding of isaac man gaming.
I really really don’t like x but this one doesn’t listen in to my calls and figure out what to put in my feed… help
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I really really don’t like x but this one doesn’t listen in to my calls and figure out what to put in my feed… help
if i’m a guy but i want to draw girl bug furries, are they only supposed to be OC’s? or like can i have a 🤢 fursona (don’t like that name) that’s a girl???? i swear im not an egg just… girl pretty?
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i’m a guy but i want to draw girl bug furries, are they only supposed to be OC’s? or like can i have a 🤢 fursona (don’t like that name) that’s a girl???? i swear im not an egg just… girl pretty?
like and subscribe if you didn’t kill yourself yet
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
like and subscribe if you didn’t kill yourself yet