Luke
@lmag.bsky.social
Epidemiologist in the streets, heretic in the sheets. Exvangelical, bookworm, scientist, CCG gamer. He/him
Nothing makes me swipe left faster than “You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.” 🤮
February 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nothing makes me swipe left faster than “You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.” 🤮
After a first date I’m either over it immediately or I just want to skip straight to a relationship. I’m tired of mini golf and museums and no snuggling and kisses 😭
February 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
After a first date I’m either over it immediately or I just want to skip straight to a relationship. I’m tired of mini golf and museums and no snuggling and kisses 😭
What it feels like to tweet with no followers 😔
a person is holding a microphone in front of an empty stadium
ALT: a person is holding a microphone in front of an empty stadium
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February 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What it feels like to tweet with no followers 😔
Is there a dating app for guys with good relational skills but no rizz?
December 19, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Is there a dating app for guys with good relational skills but no rizz?
One of the great things about working in a scientific field is I can make jokes referencing tuatara in the work chat and everyone understands 😅🦎
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
One of the great things about working in a scientific field is I can make jokes referencing tuatara in the work chat and everyone understands 😅🦎
All my fun facts these days come from @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
All my fun facts these days come from @hankgreen.bsky.social
Fake Santa from elf may sit on a throne of lies but I sit on a throne of blankets
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Fake Santa from elf may sit on a throne of lies but I sit on a throne of blankets
I mustache you a question: smash or pass?
December 17, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I mustache you a question: smash or pass?
My exevangelical twitter prowess came in handy on hinge today, when a girl mentioned listening to Sufjan Stevens in the car and I knew immediately that she was bisexual
October 9, 2023 at 4:22 PM
My exevangelical twitter prowess came in handy on hinge today, when a girl mentioned listening to Sufjan Stevens in the car and I knew immediately that she was bisexual
If I don’t make it to 10 followers I’m turning to the dark side
September 19, 2023 at 4:52 PM
If I don’t make it to 10 followers I’m turning to the dark side
As an exvangelical, one of my life goals is to someday date someone who is not weird about sex.
September 18, 2023 at 6:07 PM
As an exvangelical, one of my life goals is to someday date someone who is not weird about sex.
Gender roles in dating are dumb because all I really want is for a cute girl to ask me on a date, and then we both bring each other flowers unbeknownst to the other 🥹
September 15, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Gender roles in dating are dumb because all I really want is for a cute girl to ask me on a date, and then we both bring each other flowers unbeknownst to the other 🥹
I am so ready to be cozy this fall 😌
September 14, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I am so ready to be cozy this fall 😌