Lloyd Woolf
@lloydwoolf.bsky.social
Comedy writer. CRA, CAA, Dean Street Voices.
Wish I was in Landore, acting the prick.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wish I was in Landore, acting the prick.
I’m thinking of putting my glasses (as in spectacles, eye glasses) in the dishwasher. Shine ‘em up good. Am I insane? Please advise.
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’m thinking of putting my glasses (as in spectacles, eye glasses) in the dishwasher. Shine ‘em up good. Am I insane? Please advise.
Just having a drink and listening to the song from Working Girl.
September 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just having a drink and listening to the song from Working Girl.
I’m pretty weird, guys.
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m pretty weird, guys.
Thought is pretty dangerous though
Wildfire smoke far more dangerous to health than thought, say scientists
Wildfire smoke far more dangerous to health than thought, say scientists
Deaths from short-term exposure to fine particulates spewed by forest fires underestimated by 93%
Choking smoke spewed by wildfires is far more dangerous than previously thought, a new study has found, with death tolls from short-term exposure to fine particulates underestimated by 93%.
Researchers found that 535 people in Europe died on average each year between 2004 and 2022 as a result of breathing in the tiny toxic particles known as PM2.5 that are released when wildfires rage. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thought is pretty dangerous though
We're all just going to stand here pretending they didn't already make a Spinal Tap II?
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We're all just going to stand here pretending they didn't already make a Spinal Tap II?
Snoop Dogg
Is a Jack
He
Hates
Cardiff
Is a Jack
He
Hates
Cardiff
July 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Snoop Dogg
Is a Jack
He
Hates
Cardiff
Is a Jack
He
Hates
Cardiff
Listen.
Snoop Dogg is a Jack.
He. Hates. Cardiff.
Snoop Dogg is a Jack.
He. Hates. Cardiff.
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Listen.
Snoop Dogg is a Jack.
He. Hates. Cardiff.
Snoop Dogg is a Jack.
He. Hates. Cardiff.
That bit when Madonna says the Spanish lullaby stings her eyes will never not fuck me up.
July 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That bit when Madonna says the Spanish lullaby stings her eyes will never not fuck me up.
"Meme Culture" is literally catchphrase comedy.
June 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Meme Culture" is literally catchphrase comedy.
Oh my head. How many colours did I troop yesterday….?
June 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Oh my head. How many colours did I troop yesterday….?
Any old shit. Hi. Hi.
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any old shit. Hi. Hi.
This website is no sort of outlet. I can’t honestly say I feel any better than before.
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This website is no sort of outlet. I can’t honestly say I feel any better than before.
The online degradation of what “POV” means.
May 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The online degradation of what “POV” means.
Anytime I listen to Stay Free by The Clash my voice breaks and I cry literal tears for an entirely imaginary boy I wasn’t at school with who went down for an imaginary three year stretch. This is the sum of my self.
May 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Anytime I listen to Stay Free by The Clash my voice breaks and I cry literal tears for an entirely imaginary boy I wasn’t at school with who went down for an imaginary three year stretch. This is the sum of my self.
Might join a faction.
April 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Might join a faction.
CHRIST you know it ain’t easy
April 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
CHRIST you know it ain’t easy
May I yet release and be batshit?
April 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
May I yet release and be batshit?
If you don't watch your arses I'm going to establish a coherent and accessible online brand.
April 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you don't watch your arses I'm going to establish a coherent and accessible online brand.
Look, I'll try to keep this dignified: Austin, a warm, Australian-British comedy about family and neurodiversity, starts on BBC One tonight. iPlayer also. You'd have to say I've promoted it, there.
April 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Look, I'll try to keep this dignified: Austin, a warm, Australian-British comedy about family and neurodiversity, starts on BBC One tonight. iPlayer also. You'd have to say I've promoted it, there.
Might listen to Joe Jackson when I get in. Live with it.
March 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Might listen to Joe Jackson when I get in. Live with it.
Over the coming weeks I plan to post a series of disjointed efforts.
March 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Over the coming weeks I plan to post a series of disjointed efforts.
Got absolutely shriven lads.
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got absolutely shriven lads.