Term limits across the board — Congress, Senate, Judicial, and make the Presidency a one-term, 6 year stint.

Like is it creepy to ask if we can be best friends? Is that too forward in a platonic male relationship?

As a career Intel officer, if I had done this, it would be years in Federal prison. Clear cut evidence to do so with Trump.

I feel like “breathing in soot is nbd, you pussies” was considered a motivational speech in West Virginia coal mines circa 1950. In that sense, it’s pretty much on par with just being a dumb fucking asshole, which is timeless…

I have serious PhoMo right now… 🍜

I don’t regret that joke at all.

The Waffle House menu (assuming you are there at 3am)

Correction: platonic soulmate like @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Pics of my cat’s feet?

In my dreams, you’re making them compete for the chance to gain favor and an invite code…with no intention of doing so 😂

Yeah. He’s a dick. 🤷

New Jersey doesn’t even feel like it was meant to be New Jersey…

Fuck, let’s hope so! A “Haunted Highlander” podcast out of your car would probably be fantastic to be honest.

Skeets sounds like the name of a dime bag dealer in South Philly, but I’ll go with it. Thanks!