Puerto de Vega looks like every coastal village in west Wales, and I find that extremely relatable. I too would like to play against Celta Vigo in the cup.

Wilshere wasn't in charge of the UYL team, it was Mehmet Ali (now gone to the Brentford first team).

Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, this isn't MetLife Stadium or the Mercedes-Benz Arena, this is the historic Cae Ras. Get some proper goal posts and treat the stadium with the respect, dignity and tradition that it deserves.

I hope he doesn't go to one of the basket case Italian clubs...