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Mo Chara from KNEECAP wearing a black coat with the hood up over a black cap with a black cross body bag He has both fists raised and is smiling
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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FFS was going to do maximum adhd respecting but doesn't even arrive in time for the big day
An Etsy listing for a 3D printed fidget slider that is a respectful chain of 4 poppies for £20.50 so you can do loads of respect while fucking about with your hands Text reads: £20.50 Local taxes included (where applicable) Poppy Flower Fidget Slider - 3D Printed Remembrance Toy gvetech ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ✔️Arrives soon! Get it by 14-15 Nov if you order today 3 payments at 0% interest with Klarna Learn more Must be 18+, credit subject to status. T&Cs apply. Add to basket
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The upscrolled logo. Black background with a pink U-shaped pink geometric shape and a blue P shaped geometric shape overlapping one another to make a darker blue semi circle in the middle where they overlap
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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The back of Tobias Funke from Arrested Development with his right arm in the air stood above a crowd with a person holding onto his left arm while he shouts "There are dozens of us. Dozens!"
September 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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DM if you look like this xx
A grey plate with a huge mound of yellow grated cheese on it on top of a light wood kitchen work surface
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Mood
Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny lying closed-eyed in a hospital bed with a breathing tube in his nose
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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THIS OR NOTHING
A picture of a person with a shaved head wearing a yellow vest and black Adidas shorts holding a horizontal position in mid air balancing on two tiny sticks on top of a small wooden bench using only one finger on each hand. There is a bald person on the right wearing white clothing, holding a microphone up to their mouth and smiling. There is a person with their face obscured wearing a white t shirt, blue shorts and white shoes behind squatting holding what looks like camera equipment. There is a crowd in the background behind a barrier. Yellow text at the top reads: ONE FINGER. FULL CONTROL
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Tents are woke now
A screenshot of my phone screen showing I am looking at tents. I have gone to sort by price and the options that came up included 'gender', which I have selected. Text reads: Gender SALE Vango Anantara IV Coleman Octagon Position Product Name Price Gender Tent Collection Outwell Airville 6SA Tent £999.00 RRP £2,119.99 Outwell Springville 4SA Tent £799.99 RRP-£1,549.99 Add to Cart Add to Cart
September 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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<punches mute so violently my phone smashes clean through the wall>
A screenshot of a notification on my phone from OneDrive showing me a previous of photos from that day over the last few years. The photo is of the dad from the famileigh doing a cumming face. The text reads: OneDrive 40m 13 September! Today over the years See what made this day special over time. Mute on this day notifications
September 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Karl Havoc in the I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore meme from the prank show sketch in I Think You Should Leave in front of a black background with flames at the bottom
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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New gym bestie for EDS just dropped
A pair of RDX weight lifting hooks. They have black straps that wrap around the wrist with the RDX logo on and steel rubberised hand-sized hooks which you wrap your fingers around and use to lift or pull heavy things at the gym to take the pressure off your finger joints. There are small pictures of the product in different colours on the left and a large picture of a plain black one. On the right is another plain black one but with a hand demonstrating how to use it. The background is plain white.
September 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Have had a very Northern day
The view down the central aisle of a weaving shed inside a weaving mill with hundreds of looms on either side. The roof is white with brown cogs on which turn leather straps that power the looms. The machines are black metal with wooden fixings and are weaving white cloth. They are not in motion. The cloth on the closest loom on the right has red stripes on either side. The roof has white metal beams supported by metal pillars painted light green on the lower half and white at the top. There are light blue 1940s/50s style electric lights hanging from the metal roof beams. The floor is grey concrete. The room is bright and lit by natural sunlight from windows in the roof. A grey plate on a light wood kitchen work surface. On the plate is a large amount of chippy chips, mushy peas and a pie. There is thick gravy on half of the pie and 2/3rds of the chips.
September 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Dennis Reynolds in Always Sunny describing how he's just got off multiple times while Dee sits next to him looking at him in disgust
September 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Yet more kink shaming from the media smh
Excerpt from a news article Text reads: An NHS vascular surgeon who had his own legs removed has been jailed for two years and eight months for insurance fraud and possessing extreme pornography. Neil Hopper, 49, of Truro, Cornwall, carried out hundreds of amputation operations before having his own legs removed in 2019. Truro Crown Court heard he lied to insurers by claiming that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted. It heard that in May 2019 Hopper had below knee amputations after a "mysterious illness". In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed, said prosecutor Nicholas Lee. The court heard Hopper, who admitted two counts of fraud and three of possessing extreme pornography, had a "sexual interest in amputation".
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hardest pass possible thanks
A screenshot of the 'Add muted words and tags' option in the bluesky moderation settings showing the word 'Glinner' entered into the box A screenshot of the 'Add muted words and tags' option in the bluesky moderation settings showing the word 'Linehan' entered into the box
September 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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My ADHD brain when it goes grocery shopping without a list
The Edgar Suit from Men in Black standing in a green wallpapered room with a lamp behind him saying "SUGAR"
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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🚨 BOOMER MAN AT THE GYM WEARING JEANS AND NO SHOES🚨
Sweet Dee and Dennis from Always Sunny in a gym. Dennis is dressed appropriately but Dee is wearing a black vest and jeans. She is saying "Yeah, uh, I chose jeans. I'm not seeing a lot of other jeans."
August 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The pink and purple-based 80s style image on the left of the quoted post. It shows a purple road with a grid over it going towards a sunset. There are palm trees and telephone lines on silhouette either side and hills in the background. There is a car on the right hand side with pink lights on the back. The sun has been replaced with a silver aluminium McDonald's ashtray. The car's wheels have been replaced with the brown glass McDonald's ashtray on the right in the quoted post.
August 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Bath fart
Bath fart
It's a bath fart
It sounds very funny but it isn't very smart
A picture of Tom Jones singing on an old TV from the Sex Bomb music video with vevo written in the bottom left corner
August 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Partner decided to ruin my life so now I'm ruining yours
A screenshot of a signal message between me and my partner They have sent me a photo of a fried egg frozen in ice in a lolly mould that is being held up by someone's left hand with the sun behind it lighting it up I have replied with "Fuck you"
August 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Found out that fruit bats are just little bear guys though
A brown fruit bat hanging upside down on a piece of metal frame. There are rocks and gravel in underneath and behind it A close up of the bat's little bear face turned the right way up. It looks like it's looking up to the right and smiling
August 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Saw a locust orgy 0/10 do not recommend the zoo
The corner of a zoo enclosure showing a pile of locusts shagging next to the glass Two locusts shagging next to the glass in the corner of a zoo enclosure
August 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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🚨 NEW PARTRIDGE JUST DROPPED 🚨
Screenshot of a North Wales Live story There is a photo of a white (probably) Victorian four-storey hotel with terraces going off at a right angle to its left and a hill in the background. The sky is blue with light cloud Text reads: 'I drove 250 miles to Llandudno Travelodge then drove straight back home again' North Wales Live • 22h
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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A tweet from let's try calling me ‘november' @AliceAvizandum that reads: FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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This is him here
A glass museum cabinet with fossils, models, pictures and written information in. At the centre of this image is a drawn picture of an early vertebrate, which looks like a lizard. In the foreground, in the bottom right out of focus, is a right hand holding up only its middle finger. Main text with the picture reads: VERTEBRATES INVADE THE LAND The earliest vertebrate footprints on land were found in south-west Ireland in 1995. They are 385 million years old from the Middle Devonian. They were made by a four-legged animal (tetrapod) about one metre long. It was probably one of the first amphibians which evolved from a lobe-finned fish
August 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM