Lldemats
@lldemats.bsky.social
Yeah it's a pain in the ass. But what isn't?
Hahaha. You really must be lethargic. The pros ask a pharmacist for that stuff they make you drink a day before a colonoscopy. You'd be staple-gunned to the toilet all night but you'd be clean as a whistle for your exam.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hahaha. You really must be lethargic. The pros ask a pharmacist for that stuff they make you drink a day before a colonoscopy. You'd be staple-gunned to the toilet all night but you'd be clean as a whistle for your exam.
This dumb broad. Who does she think she's fooling.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This dumb broad. Who does she think she's fooling.
And this is precisely how Trump has been able to bring our standards down so low they can't even qualify to be used as examples of "standards". He takes a bat and smashes our knees to bits. He's a thug with no moral or ethical standards AT ALL.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And this is precisely how Trump has been able to bring our standards down so low they can't even qualify to be used as examples of "standards". He takes a bat and smashes our knees to bits. He's a thug with no moral or ethical standards AT ALL.
Hahaha. It's the first goddamn thing I look at when I rent a car.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hahaha. It's the first goddamn thing I look at when I rent a car.
My first thought, too. He is such a selfish bastard. He didn't even wonder if the guy who collapsed was alive or dead.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My first thought, too. He is such a selfish bastard. He didn't even wonder if the guy who collapsed was alive or dead.
If she extended her index finger you could imagine her wishing she could give her Lord and Master a prostate exam.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If she extended her index finger you could imagine her wishing she could give her Lord and Master a prostate exam.
I'd have loved a follow-up Mars Classroom album. For awhile I thought it was in the works
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'd have loved a follow-up Mars Classroom album. For awhile I thought it was in the works
But listening to many of Bob's songs is close to having a religious experience. The entirety of UTBUTS and Mag.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
But listening to many of Bob's songs is close to having a religious experience. The entirety of UTBUTS and Mag.
It's unlikely he'll ever be remembered fondly. He's just too loathsome and hateful of a person.
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's unlikely he'll ever be remembered fondly. He's just too loathsome and hateful of a person.
1. The Slobbering Baboon Stadium. 2. The Witless Boob Stadium. 3. The Loaded Depends Stadium. The list could go on forever....
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
1. The Slobbering Baboon Stadium. 2. The Witless Boob Stadium. 3. The Loaded Depends Stadium. The list could go on forever....
The way things are going you'll be waiting for at least as long as Jeff Tiedrich who is still waiting for a journalist to ask King Dipshit "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The way things are going you'll be waiting for at least as long as Jeff Tiedrich who is still waiting for a journalist to ask King Dipshit "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Maybe I'll change my mind after some more listens.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Maybe I'll change my mind after some more listens.
Of course she's not. Maybe it's just age that's sanding down the shrillness of her nauseating pronouncements.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Of course she's not. Maybe it's just age that's sanding down the shrillness of her nauseating pronouncements.
I guess it's time to go back and give these tunes a listen. Not the ones where Not Bob sings, though. I find his voice grating and hard to listen to.
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I guess it's time to go back and give these tunes a listen. Not the ones where Not Bob sings, though. I find his voice grating and hard to listen to.
The poor bastard will likely suffer from PTSD the rest of his life, unless he takes his own life, overcome by the sheer horror of such close facial proximity to the Evil One's pestiferous poop chute.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The poor bastard will likely suffer from PTSD the rest of his life, unless he takes his own life, overcome by the sheer horror of such close facial proximity to the Evil One's pestiferous poop chute.
Poor Donnie. The nerve of the guy to so rudely interrupt him while he mused and concocted pearls of wisdom for the ages.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Poor Donnie. The nerve of the guy to so rudely interrupt him while he mused and concocted pearls of wisdom for the ages.
This is so emblematic of the Trump administration. It focuses on totally ridiculous cases and foolishly blows them up into cosmic wrongs. In short, they make shit up while real crimes are happening, often by the same ones perpetrating this fraud.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is so emblematic of the Trump administration. It focuses on totally ridiculous cases and foolishly blows them up into cosmic wrongs. In short, they make shit up while real crimes are happening, often by the same ones perpetrating this fraud.