Lauren Scharf
@llcoolscharf.bsky.social
Comedian, cat person, snack person.
Can’t sleep. Still thinking about the iris transitions in Friendship.
May 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Can’t sleep. Still thinking about the iris transitions in Friendship.
“Oh wow. So clever. Never heard THAT one before.”
-Aretha Franklin
-Aretha Franklin
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Oh wow. So clever. Never heard THAT one before.”
-Aretha Franklin
-Aretha Franklin
An American pope feels like cultural a-pope-riation
May 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
An American pope feels like cultural a-pope-riation
To those who partied too hard for Star Wars Day yesterday, welcome to Revenge of the 5th.
May 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
To those who partied too hard for Star Wars Day yesterday, welcome to Revenge of the 5th.
Beyoncé basically Substanced herself so she wouldn’t need to do the heavy dancing bits.
April 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Beyoncé basically Substanced herself so she wouldn’t need to do the heavy dancing bits.
I knew this bitch looked familiar
April 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I knew this bitch looked familiar
The only good Jurassic Park movie is the one where they try to open a park but it gets out of hand.
April 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The only good Jurassic Park movie is the one where they try to open a park but it gets out of hand.
White people can learn a lot from the Sinners movie like for one how to e@t pu$$¥.
April 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
White people can learn a lot from the Sinners movie like for one how to e@t pu$$¥.
I can’t believe J.D. actually did something worse than fucking a couch.
April 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I can’t believe J.D. actually did something worse than fucking a couch.
As a single woman dating in Los Angeles I know how hard it is to put your faith in a man only for him to disappear after 3 days and this, girls & gays, is why we don’t fuck with boys with “J” names.
April 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As a single woman dating in Los Angeles I know how hard it is to put your faith in a man only for him to disappear after 3 days and this, girls & gays, is why we don’t fuck with boys with “J” names.
Make sure you save a joint for Jesus! ✝️🍁
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Make sure you save a joint for Jesus! ✝️🍁
Some celebrities need their last name because imagine if Marlon Brando just went by Marlon.
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Some celebrities need their last name because imagine if Marlon Brando just went by Marlon.
Did you know today
Is National Haiku Day?
Trump is a rapi$t.
Is National Haiku Day?
Trump is a rapi$t.
April 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Did you know today
Is National Haiku Day?
Trump is a rapi$t.
Is National Haiku Day?
Trump is a rapi$t.
Lance Bass watching Katy Perry go to space.
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lance Bass watching Katy Perry go to space.
The Colorado state flag is the official flag of Passover because it splits the red C.
April 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Colorado state flag is the official flag of Passover because it splits the red C.
Who called it "Manischewitz" and not "Sederade"?
April 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Who called it "Manischewitz" and not "Sederade"?
I feel like I’ve been looking for the afikomen my whole life but all I find are afikoboys.
April 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I feel like I’ve been looking for the afikomen my whole life but all I find are afikoboys.
Happy National Siblings Day!
April 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy National Siblings Day!
I don’t need to use AI to see what I’d look like in Studio Ghibli because they already have this guy
March 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don’t need to use AI to see what I’d look like in Studio Ghibli because they already have this guy
How many hits does a musician need to get knighted by the queen because as far as I know Sir Mix-a-Lot only has one.
March 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How many hits does a musician need to get knighted by the queen because as far as I know Sir Mix-a-Lot only has one.
God could’ve at least sprayed some poo-pourri before he gave us Marjorie Taylor Greene.
March 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
God could’ve at least sprayed some poo-pourri before he gave us Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Once I took home a girl who turned out to be a ladyboy who fucked me and I liked it so I found a guy that looked like me then I put on lingerie and made myself look like an Asian girl and had the guy come over and rail me is that bad doodoo-da-doo
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Once I took home a girl who turned out to be a ladyboy who fucked me and I liked it so I found a guy that looked like me then I put on lingerie and made myself look like an Asian girl and had the guy come over and rail me is that bad doodoo-da-doo
Mickey 17 spoilers:
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mickey 17 spoilers: