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🦀⚡ LlamaLassTheCrabSlayer 🌊🦙
@llamalasscrabslyr.bsky.social
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18+ (NO MINORS) | 20 yrs old | Cyberspace Pirate 🏴‍☠️ | Monster Slayer 🦀 | She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Artist 🎨 | Starship Captain 🚀
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/LlamaLassTheCrabSlayer?sr=a
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That is a result. yes. XD
A cute little chart of stuff from a dating quiz
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Hibiki sword, you say?

Would you like the sword of KAMEN RIDER Hibiki?
Kamen Rider Hibiki's Ongekizofukuken Armed Saber
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Said no one ever
A text panel that says "Llamalassthecrabslayer" is innocent
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Without Downloading a new image, describe your gender!

I think this about sums it up XD

(Asuka art by Stevetwisp on Tumblr)
An art of Asuka Soryu Langley from Neon Genesis Evangelion, holding the Lance of Longinus with a trans pride flag attached The text "Woag Girls" in the style of a Dark Souls death message, with the lesbian pride flag colors Tumblr user I Suggest Force Fem, suggesting forcefem
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Here you go, sweetie X3
Two girls kissing. Pretty gay, if you ask me
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The llama has decided she will be streaming Super Robot Wars W again this Friday, starting at 8:00 pm EST (or whenever she gets finished with dinner)

Got to get back into the rhythm a little lol
The "Favorite Series" selection list from the start of Super Robot Wars W, depicting chibi version of (clockwise from 9-o-clock): GaoGaiGar, Mazinger Z, Shin Getter Robo, the ARX-7 Arbalest (from Full Metal Panic), Tekkaman Blade, the Aestevalis Ground Battle Frame (from Martian Successor Nadesico), the Wing Gundam, the Valhawk, and GoLion/Voltron.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I have discovered the existence of Clawed Gardening Gloves.
And I feel there has to be a homosexual use for them somewhere
A pair of teal-and-black gardening gloves, one with four black glossy attachable claws on the ends of the non-thumb fingers.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Trans girls are the cutest ever
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Imagine getting into Godzilla around the time of Final Wars in 2004 and having to wait an entire decade for the next movie of any kind. Couldn't be me, dawg, I just barely wasn't born yet.
Godzilla, as seen in Godzilla: Final Wars
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Very Normal Thoughts To Have In The Shower (Part 1 of 26)
"Would estrogen have saved Vert Wheeler from Battle Force 5?"

(Not that he's actually doomed by the narrative but I find it amusing to phrase it like that)
Vert Wheeler, a blonde(?) man with a red and white muscle-patterned jumpsuit.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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THERE'S A MOBILE SUIT LITERALLY CALLED THE "WALKING DUMPLING". MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
An oddly-shaped green bipedial mecha
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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KING OF THE MONSTERS

I really like Godziilla X3

(heavily inspired by the artist Yotaku-Boi's Demon Core Godzilla design)

#myart #godzilla
A drawing of a white-bellied Godzilla with seal-like arms
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Webfishing is a great time
A loading screen for Webfishing
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I have acquired Locomon in Time Stranger and it turns out that, in a case of Surprisingly Realistic Outcome, the Actual Locomotive can't fit through some entryways
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Sadly I never got around to making any costume art of my own, but I do have this lovely art by the wonderful @aezylhazel.bsky.social 💚💜
Llama in a cowgirl outfit with a feathered hat
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Fun-Sized Llama 💫
A chibified version of LlamaLassTheCrabSlayer, a purple anthropomorphic llama with a blue and gold pirate captain's uniform.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Damn they were really rolling with the punches
A screenshot of the Youtube video "The Player Trapped In A Timeloop - The Decayed [FULL MOVIE]", depicting a video description which says: "Maybe things just have to come to an end sometimes nearly paramount to growth, despite the loss everyone has a destiny some find it sooner than others, some later on though some may try to force their vision of "your" destiny upon you in the end, it's only your own that prevails"
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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You know, when I started watching a Minecraft faux-ARG video I didn't expect to find it to have some weirdly inspiring stuff...

(video for reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0XU...)
A screenshot of a fake video description which says: "these days come, and they go. sometime's they're inspiring, sometimes they bring you down. Even when the rain is pouring, you still find time to be with your closest friends. Despite everything, there is something, or someone you care for. And likewise for your, they care." A screenshot of the Youtube video "The Player Trapped In A Timeloop - The Decayed [FULL MOVIE]", depicting the character Andrew (represented via Minecraft) talking with his friend about the meaning of life. These messages say: "Like even if nothing matters, even if nothing would change if I never existed" A screenshot of the Youtube video "The Player Trapped In A Timeloop - The Decayed [FULL MOVIE]", depicting the character Andrew (represented via Minecraft) talking with his friend about the meaning of life. These messages say: "At least I get to live, at least I get to meet people like you" A screenshot of the Youtube video "The Player Trapped In A Timeloop - The Decayed [FULL MOVIE]", depicting the character Andrew (represented via Minecraft) talking with his friend about the meaning of life. This message says: "At least I can have friends or people who understand me"
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Played some Godzilla: Unleashed today, beat the campaign for the first time as Mecha-King Ghidorah. My favorite potato-shaped cybernetic alien reptile. (It's a pretty short list, in all fairness).
Mecha-King Ghidorah, as seen in Godzilla: Unleashed for the Wii. He is a three-headed, two-tailed, bipedial golden dragon with the middle head replaced by a cybernetic equivalent, the torso covered in silver armor, and the wings made of silver frames with tannish panels between.
October 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I'm sorry, you're telling me one of the primary workplace motivational theories was pioneered by someone named VICTOR VROOM??? Like, I'm sure you were a very nice person, but my guy, why are you named like a comic-book supervillain???
Victor Vroom, prior to his death in 2023
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Godzilla with the microwave
Godzilla with the Microwave (specifically the Monsterverse incarnation superimposed over an image of an unidentified room with a microwave sitting on a chair underneath another wall mounted microwave.)
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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The Llama is watching Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002) on her couch with the Blahaj. Sometimes life is good.
Kiryu/Mechagodzilla from the 2002 kaiju film Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, firing Mazer beams from their mouth and chest.
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The only power they ever had was the power I gave them.
A comic strip. First panel shows a dark creature behind Llama framed in fire. The second shows her surrounded by friends. The third shows her dusting a brain as a smaller creature recoils. The fourth shows her made of puzzle pieces. A comic strip. The first panel shows her striking the monster with an energy trident. The next two panels show a humanoid worm-like creature as the darkness ebbs away from it. The fourth panel shows her determined, and the next four have her replicate Ultraman Mebius's "Mebium Shoot" attack with crackling green energy. Llama blasts the create away with a green energy beam, as the words AURORIUM RAY appear in striking text.
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A sharklike "Combat Car" from the Speed Racer: The Next Generation animated series.
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This green-ass cat.
The cat of Tumblr user GothicPrep, depicting their green ass cat
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM