Freddie Parks
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Freddie Parks
@llamafairy.bsky.social
Freak, oddball, folklore enthusiast, Santa Rat believer
They/Them
I doubt he’d have kept his wits in a battle against Paul andhis taste in romantic partners is flawed, but
he WAS locked in an unending nightmare simulation brawling with Rowdy Roddy Piper. That could mess with a person enough to turn down an offer from a hottie like you. Maybe. Ok, 1 bad choice.
July 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh, same! I’ll take the cave bed and the stuffed kitty-bot that has a heartbeat and purrs. I’d burn through batteries but I’d sleep like… well, a cat.
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
March 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I feel so old! Glad those little weirdos are still around. And the bigger weirdo too.
March 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hi! Santa Rat enjoyed a day out and has settled in for a quiet evening of eating trash.
December 21, 2023 at 9:58 PM