DaftJunk 🇺🇦🇺🇸
@ll0ckl1ear.bsky.social
ADHD, Lumbee, mom, wife, gen x. Love dogs, music and movies. TV/film industry exec. Prone to quoting The Princess Bride.
Welcome to KLEPTOKAKICRAPPY!
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Welcome to KLEPTOKAKICRAPPY!
Caption this photo. Wrong answers only.
August 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Caption this photo. Wrong answers only.
Hoping it comes with Ikea style assembly instructions.
August 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Hoping it comes with Ikea style assembly instructions.
The urge to buy these and start a gang of my peers. A bunch of old ladies jonesing for a saladbar fight or Coupons and Cutthroats. Those Red Hat ladies need to be taken down a peg.
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The urge to buy these and start a gang of my peers. A bunch of old ladies jonesing for a saladbar fight or Coupons and Cutthroats. Those Red Hat ladies need to be taken down a peg.
But what did the bottoms say?
May 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
But what did the bottoms say?
Its illegal to call yourself The Rock if you are not Plymouth Rock.
May 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Its illegal to call yourself The Rock if you are not Plymouth Rock.
Bondi next: It is illegal to call yourself The Rock if you are not Plymouth Rock.
May 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bondi next: It is illegal to call yourself The Rock if you are not Plymouth Rock.
Gonna send these anonymously to women who piss me off.
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Gonna send these anonymously to women who piss me off.
